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#201 - suggestion: The Japanese group should form a Ouran Host Club styled Host club. And to get in you must look as fabulous as myself. #202 - I want nothing more than to touch Feeldog's and kiss those lips. Thank you. Amen to the gods for blessing us with such a creature. #203 - It's me. The potato girl again. So this girl is talking to the guy I mentally claimed!! And I thought my funniness and charm might nab him, but the pretty girl? What did I do for you to start flirting with my unrequited love? I hate brainy beautiful girls more though. I'm ed. #204 - Dear flower boys. you. I can't even okay? your feminine and masculine appeal. your beautiful eyes with even more beautiful lashes. I will not be the ing crow in a garden of flower (boy)s. Ugh. Ugh why're all the pretty people, easily lovable? Potato girl hates you. #205 - Suggestion: the candy mafia should really be a thing. Like really #206 - Straight guys, why do you like girls so much? Don't focus only on the fact that girls have s and s. And Gay guys, why do you like guys? Try not to say it's because he has a too, or you like his abs. I want to know if there's more than features that attract you to them. I'm agender. #207 - Do you call it panual if you don't know if you like guys or girls, or you just like whatever you like? Because this little cutie is team neither, and I want him to be team one of them. #208 - If was a sport, and there were teams of gay vs straight . I'm sorry but gay would win that game. EVERY ING TIME. I mean I don't really see any of the straight couples are pretty darn good. Effort right? but the gay ones? . That's some next level . And most are so descriptive. #209 - I am pessimistic. Get the over it. It's not like I'm shoving my stories down my throat. I tell you what's wrong and you have the nerve to try to throw salt on my wound? No uppity bish, you can go a , and get ed by grown men. #210 - I wanted to know why the there are so many confessions including a man who's off the market ,V, and I must say, after stalking the guy I understand why he gets attention. He effortlessly makes me laugh. As for Luhan, I don't get the hate. The guy has lots of friends and is nice. Tch, Haters #211 - I'm the potato girl. Again. Alright I'm sorry. This pretty boy, who do you think you are? What am I here for? To be that lump of mud to your beautiful river? Aish! MICHISEO?! How dare you be pretty! YOURE A FLIPPING BOY! Wait a second I'll talk about flower boys in a second. #212 - Some girls here are ing goddesses. Like they were hand picked by god himself to make my life living . all you beautiful es. your face. your . your . your girliness. And here I am, looking like a potato. #im looking at you Ulzzangs and Japanese girls #213 - Dear one person: As yet you are nothing. No one has tamed you, and you have tamed no one. You're like my fox when I first knew him. He was only a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But I have made a friend, and now he's unique in all the world. - Sincerely, that other person. #214 - I think it is so funny how they say they are your friends and yet, they are not there for you. #215 - If people were Pokemon: Chansung would be Charizard #216 - I had with Woo and Kai before and Woo is just a super tease afterwards. Kai can't stop reminding me about that embarrassing moments. Even though, I'm now a married man cause that was like two years ago? Idk. Warning: Had with them, get your ears to be whispered about in repeat #217 - Please don't be gay to the new guys that come. All our hot guys are either gay, taken or ladies guys. Thank you. #218 - No one gives two s about your sob story. Move the along and live for today and forget about all the yesterday's before. All the girls I meet have a freaking cliche sob story, and they're cliche soup. Just a mixture of cliches that get annoying. Pity is not ever going to be cool. Never! #219 - I want to ship and hopefully it'll come true: Jungkook x Alisa Ueno ( singer shy boi x cool harajuku DJ girl ) Jungkook x DO (singer shy boy x squishy gentleman ) Jungkook x Minzy (cool kid x tragic little lady) But the one that will happen is: Jungkook x Moi (cutie boy x misses potato) #220 - TO that one person: "As yet you are nothing. No one has tamed you, and you have tamed no one. You're like my fox when I first knew him. He was only a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But I have made a friend, and now he's unique in all the world." - Sincerely the little prince #221 - Kaiie, stop telling me to do with my husband for TMO rpers. And I know you were reading almost all of our love making moments. And no, I won't do films Kaiie #222 - Mark is Chansung's favorite banana. #223 - Babe kiss on my kiss on my kiss on my lips. My heart makes boom boom and zoom zoom and dance dance like this. Hehe #224 - Every time I see jungkook's name i feel the need to sing his first rap line of bulletproof... Ireumeun jung kook seukeireun jeonguk #225 - I think us veterans of TMO should have a get together party someday. It'd be a great opportunity to share memories and talk how the place has changed etc. #226 - I don't want you to be my prince; the prince leaves at the end, doesn't he? Let's be children together; because only they know what they're looking for. Perhaps that way, it wouldn't feel lonely among people. #227 - Even though I'm with the person I love oh so much, I can't help but blame myself time and time again. I feel sorrow in my heart.."You're not the reason I'm leaving, baby. You're the reason I've been staying here all this time." I don't love you but is it wrong to feel sad for someone I almost loved? #228 - People tend to forget about rules. Like seriously what the hell is wrong with you? You should all learn to punctuate your sentences correctly and don't even get me started on the grammar. Please...I can't really speak to you when you mix your and you're. I'm sorry but it's getting on my nerves okay. #229 - There will be only one Rain in my heart and that is you. I will miss you. #230 - Maybe I am stupid, maybe I deserve to be beaten up for being happy and taken. The reality for me is, there is no happiness. No matter what I do, its not good enough. For many reasons, I'm not deserving of anything good. Thank you for helping me realize that Melanie. #231 - I miss all my friends....Junho, Melanie, Gain, Kyung, Rome, Junhyung, Se7en, Minzy......Ugh....Why doesn't anyone talk to me anymore....Did I do something wrong?....If so then im sorry :'(...Please Come Back ~ Love C.........Bear #232 - Stop being such a damsel in distress. The knight in shining armor is with the femme fatale. Time to reconsider your ways, perhaps? #233 - It feels so much better to be part of the non-mainstream crowd here. #234 - People always ask to know the truth and when they finally face it, they run away from it. Can't say I'm different. Sorry for asking you to be honest with me. #235 - Can this really be a friendship? Can this be a friendship born from the ashes of our first anger? Our frustration? Could it be? #236 - One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. "Just the thing to quench my thirst," quoth he. Taking a few steps back, the fox jumped and just missed the hanging grapes. Again the fox took a few paces back and tried to reach them but still failed. Finally, giving up, the fox turned up his nose and said, "They're probably sour anyway," and proceeded to walk away. - It's easy to despise what you cannot have. #237 - Even though how much I try, our marriage will never be the same again. #238 - To whoever keeps posting "All the guys are taken, gay or players..." Get over it. Try making friends instead of falling in love. TMO stands for , not MatchMaking Fluffy Bunny Rp. As someone who has been here a long time. You will fail if you are looking for love. #239 - I want to have rough dity with a guy who is taken. There is a hidden code in my profile. Pm me and me like you wish you could your girl. #240 - Wooyoung should be a kitten and get ed by all of JYJ. I would seriously pay to watch that. <3 #241 - To all girls: Ladies, you're all beautiful and unique so chin up. Yes, even you Potato girl. #242 - I'm having some serious lesbo feels to my character. Like stop. Being. So. Beautiful. #243 - 10-5-20'-1-9-13-5 #244 - Seriously, Do CL and Thunder only in one liners...? o.o #245 - 9-23-9-12-12-14-5-22-5-18-4-5-13-1-14-4-6-15-18-25-15-21-18-18-5-16-12-25-1-7-1-9-14 #246 - Key hyung, I know we've been through a lot. I feel so fortunate that you listened to me and took me back. Know that I love you with all my heart, and I'll never, ever stop loving you. Who would have thought after our first date that we'd end up here. My perfect hyung, never doubt me. Your Hyukkie <3 #247 - I miss J-Hope.... #248 - ...at least when I was in love with you... there was something i looked forward too. slight excitement of seeing you. My heart no longer flutters.... for anyone.... #249 - I left for no reason and I am not sorry that we didn't work out. #250 - I've been here longer than you know, I've seen all you in action, and I know that everyone here that actually cares for others will leave them at some point, or let them down unbearably so, it's just the nature here. #251 - I'm honestly scared. #252 - You just broke my heart after over a year without shedding a tear. Wow that's though. I don't even know anymore who you are. #253 - I get jealous. I try not to but I can't help it. I see coded messages in the secrets room and I think it is you and your secret lover. I need you to prove it to me and at the same time I don't want to know. Ignorance is bliss. #254 - I wonder, how you can keep smiling when your whole life is falling apart. #255 - maybe it would be easier if you just dumped me since im such a burden #256 - ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! I have a picture of Joo with a red tampon in her nose! And she's making a weird face. Who wants to see it??? I can make copies! #257 - Wooyoung is a ual devient... is that good enough for you? #258 - Hey Joo, I think you should bring "Gain" back...the koala missed her. I think a little fish also enjoyed her company. What happened to her? Is she still there? #259 - 『22-15-21-19-5-20-5-19-13-15-14-19-15-21-12-13-1-20-5』 #260 - 9-3-1-14-18-5-1-4-25-15-21-18-19-5-3-18-5-20-13-5-19-19-1-7-5-19-12-15-12 #261 - I think Hyuk is hot when he tops Key<3 #262 - 7 days one kiss, something that I will miss, shy fleeting touches, lips over shivering knuckles, And more and more I hope your words become true, but I am used to your fake 'I love you', And now I know you did it before, the kisses the touches the for sure, But that person wasn't me... #263 - 『13-25-16-18-15-16-19-20-15-11-1-9-23-8-15-7-15-20-20-8-9-19-13-5-19-19-1-7-5-20-5-3-8-14-9-17-21-5-7-21-5-19-19-23-8-15-9-1-13 ;D 』 #264 - if the love dies...bury it #265 - I miss you hyung...but you never really see me.. I dont wanna wai again. be happy.. #266 - TO the little fox: “Only the children know what they are looking for.” Then I conclude children are lucky. Alright, let's be children together then. Tell me what you are looking for, because I don't want you to feel lonely among people. #267 - #236 its just to make Mr. fox feel better... #268 - Stupid mathletes. #269 - I wish everyone would shut the up and stop harping over the gay community & couples here. Do what I do, IGNORE THEM! What makes them happy is what makes them happy. Why the does it matter to some of you? You don't see them crying like little es about the hot guys being straight. #270 - KRISHAN WOULD BE THE HOTTEST https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BrEltfy542g Luhan's moans = life #271 - Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace, they will tell you anything to get to second --- BASEball baseball he thinks gonna score if you let him go all the way then you are a ---HORticulturist studies flowers, geologist study rocks. You're right Jungkook, this is my song. #272 - I get annoyed when people: give me one liners, have the same dp for over 2 weeks, whine about their lives when they have things everyone else might want . example: girls who talk about how unhappy she is with her man, no, dump him and join the rest of us, maybe you'll finally be happy? #273 - I wanted to tell you that I love you. But some of the things you do makes me hate you. I hate that your smile makes every person fawn, I love that that smile makes me feel special. When you hug them you they feel all the contents of your heart, even though that heart belongs to me. #274 - Guys! Remember the times when they were no 'cliques' and everyone was friends and close and ugh I wish we could be like that again. Too many cold people nowadays. #275 - You guys are cute. The way you treat her is like she's some fragile porcelain. The way you talk to her is like you want to condition her mind with poetry, and the way you think about her is like she's precious and beautiful flaws and all. #276 - I miss Zelo ._. #277 - #225 in the confessions. If you do that I demand we have an event that excludes you all so then you can feel the exact same as the rest of us when you have your thing. Last time I checked people like to be excluded only by choice. It's like inside jokes, or hanging out with people who talk abou #278 - I don't discriminate you guys. Gays, straights, other ualities, boys, girls, women and men. No no. I hate you all equally. I hate you all for the same reason. It'll stay that way until which one of you confesses who ate the last cookie. And hand over the singing kookie first and I'll love you. #279 - Despite the fact that you probably hate me by now, but I want you to know that as I'm trying to show you a straight face during out brake up– I'm crying inside. I never lied of loving you. Never. I still love you... but I can't continue living with you as I hurt you behind the scenes. #280 - One day I'm just going to hire someone to say 'swag' whenever I pause between words. #281 - I just hope when you notice me, and you come to me it isn't way too late #282 - In front of everyone I wanna hold you and place my palm on the small of your back But when we are alone I wanna make you scream in ecstasy; that's how I wanna treat you my lady #283 - Starting a new chapter in my life.. Please go well. #284 - I love you so much. And I want to do you every way I can, everywhere I can. Because you're y. And I'd drop down on my knees for you at any time. I'd bend over the kitchen counter and scream for you. I'd let you do me any way, any how, any time, anywhere. You could do me any way. Do me every way. #285 - Why are my friends turning against me.. #286 - I'm getting the impression that you are someone with a lot of admirers. That's understandable. You're beautiful, you're artistic in a way, mature and you don't act cutesy or full of aegyo. Other girls probably envy you. What are the chances two guys would like the same girl? And they're friends? #287 - The way cliques function here is that V and Jimin create the 'clique' portion of BTS, and those they consider family who aren't BTS members make the rest of their clique. They talk to other people, but befriend whoever Jimin, James or V takes interest in. Then they'll tell the rest to talk to you. #288 - 7-123-19.9-2.3-3-12'378-1'000'000'000-29-80-1-1-6-12-53-1-1. 7 clouds. 123 touches. 19.9 years. 2.3 years. 3 times met. 12'378 raindrops. 1'000'000'000 stars. 29 snowy days. 80 bright smiles. 1 home. 1 love. 6 fights. 12 cries. 53 deep kisses. 1 love. 1 home. thank you, my love. #289 - all relationships with Korean broke... the one I was happy was with people abroad... Japa/China... kinda weird ._. but I love it #290 - YOU KNEW FOR A FACT THAT I LIKED NICHKHUN. YOU ASKED ME YOURSELF BUT I GUESS THE BETTER PERSON SHOULD RECIEVE HIS HEART AND THATS YOU. JUST WHEN I WAS STARTING TO BECOME MY OLD, HAPPIER SELF...NOW I KNOW FOR SURE THAT I AM ONLY FRIEND MATERIAL AND NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR A RELATIONSHIP. ANY RELATIONSHIP #291 - Red rose.... Lead me into a candle lit room blindfolded. Throw me on the bed on my hands and knees. Bind my hands behind my back. Take me with no mercy on the rose petal covered bed.... surprise me. #292 - Pourquoi vous êtes y? #293 - you said yes. yes. clear and loudly, three letters one meaning, one decision. Your yes turned into a maybe. If you felt like that then you should have said maybe, but don't give me a yes if you can't keep it. Maybe suits you much better. 5 letters, no meaning, no decision, no we. #294 - I ship KaiLu so bad. #295 - /youlookyassupergirl/ #296 - Once a cheater, Always a cheater. #297 - I thought we had something and then you go and talk to someone else more than me, burying me at that. Letting them touch your and you touching them. When I see that, it hurts. Do I mean nothing to you? Do I mean so little you feel as you can flirt with others? #298 - I don't want to have an affair with you, when my heart is lingering with someone else But I don't seem like I can stop myself, your touches does wonder to my body #299 - I believe there is a diff between pysical cheating and emotional. If a person is ually compatible with you more than your mate.. then ok. But if you are saying "i love you" to someone else in secret.. thats ed. #300 - i'm ready to kill everyone for ignoring me #301 - Dear Himchan. Stop controlling my boyfriend, telling him what he can and cannot do. If he wants to touch me all the time, its not up to you! I don't tell him to, he does it because he wants to. Sincerley, Key, Hyuks boyfriend. #302 - I have a great life... I have an awesome man at my side, some good friends... I'm finally happy after a long time <3 hehe #303 - “I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.” #304 - I feel that I'm not important to you anymore or is it that I'm jumping into conclusions? We don't talk much anymore and your friends occupy you half the time. Maybe we just need a break? I need to rethink a few things... #305 - Is "Gain" Joo's alter ego? O.O #306 - I miss being a puppy. A real puppy. Not in a ual way. And everyone who knows me just a little bit can guess who this is. #307 - I'm glad I never really believed you #308 - Damn....I just seen all this lying. If you blame someone else for your mistakes, that makes you a little boy not a man. #309 - I'm not happy, and there is no one I can talk to about this. The people I love most are the reason I'm sad. #310 - I don't know why we got together. I feel like you've trapped me, and I don't like it. #311 - If you don't ship Jungkook and Alisa Ueno, we can't be friends. In support of Julisa. #312 - I have serious doubts about myself. What the hell does love mean and how is it supposed to feel? I miss the times where my heart would flip at your sight. Now it's like dust in the wind. I don't want to even lay my eyes on you. How did this happen? ing tell me what love is. #313 - I have this view of men and it's bothering me. Every male here is careless and I hate to generalize that. I want to find 'the one' but my already stereotyped mind is holding me back. Screw it all. #314 - Let's consider i failed again.. *sighs* #315 - I like talking to strangers. It's a , really. I'm glad I met you though. It's been nice. #316 - Dear little fox: “If a sheep eats bushes does it eat flowers too? A sheep eats whatever it finds. Even a flower with thorn? Even a flower with thorns. Then what's the good of thorns?” - I like this quote. Do you? It's from Antoine de Saint-Exupéry by the way. #317 - Why I am that easy to hurt? Even a little word is sometimes enough. *sigh* I don't want to push people away sometimes and this hurt to.. I try to save myself... not working though #318 - idk... I feel like lonely without friends.. the most of the "friends" I have are just come if they need to cry. I'll never push them away but though... I prefer also spending happy time. But then I'm just too bored for them I guess... #319 - I want to leave this damn place. I'm sick of the drama alongside the fact that I'm being hurt more and more every single day by someone's careless actions. Why can't the just be someone out there to tell me and convince me to stay; someone who can love me and tell me everything is alright? #320 - I hate you now, yet everyday I smile at you as if I still loved you #321 - There's nothing I want from you. Just hearing your wise words, and having you in my company is enough. These little things are more than enough. -The little fox. #322 - We have so many inside jokes, me, myself, and I. #323 - I swear sometimes I'm really funny. #324 - Hello world. Wooyoung looks fab today, Minzy should cheer up because life goes on and so should her heart, and Hanyoung is awesome as hell-and maybe slightly awesomer. #325 - Once a chair, always a chair. SEE PROVES EVERY GODDAMN POINT EVER MADE #326 - Maybe J will be back one of these days, I still miss him. #327 - Fact... rock smashes siccors... fact scissors cut paper. ..but if you eld a piece of paper and i thre a rock... rock would win... right? Discuss... #328 - I like you. I know you didn't do or planned anything but it happened. I know nothing can happen between us but at least, before I give up on my feelings, let me confess this here...I love you. #329 - It's scary as hell; realizing what your heart really longs for. The sad part; I can't ask for help. #330 - My groins are acting up for you babe. #331 - It's part of a protocol to ask for another's well-being. We don't really care about the answer. We're just following the routine. #332 - Joo is as cute as a duck. #333 - Half of these confessions are mine MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #334 - The worst feeling in the world is smiling for you guys. You guys just don't know that what you guys feel. I feel. What you guys say, I feel every emotion emitted to the last syllable. I can't go slow because life moves too fast even for me to do all that's needed. It hurts, but I'll smile. 4 ya'll. #335 - I was going to introduce this guy to some pretty girls, but can someone please direct me to the part of the buffet where: a) she's actually pretty b) not taken c) not a d) not a tomboy e) not a cynical f) NOTlove-hungry I'll send him to the gay men instead. They'll appreciate him. #336 - Human emotions are no joke. Emotions break you down to your most fragile form. 1/? #337 - Love is a screwed up thing. If you give someone your heart (figuratively) you have given them your life and well being to treat with care. And a person can still cheat on you, still look you in the eyes and say I love you. Srry you don't. My heart is not for your trophy case, it's for you. #338 - People who scare me: WOOYNG, MNHEE, BARM, MNWOO, XUMN, JUNHNG. #339 - If I kissed you, would I ruin everything? #340 - If you really hate me then say it to my face, don't make a pathetic post in this anon room, just sayin' #341 - I want to scream out how much I miss you, but I can't since you belong to someone else, but you should already know that, right? #342 - And for a fraction of a second, you made me feel like the only thing that mattered. #343 - Being quirky has it's ups and downs. For instance, I can't really take anyone seriously. Not when we're talking about love and 'us' and whatnot. This is my reality. But hey, I'm unique. #344 - Your friend is the thing I don't wanted to be and you know it. #345 - I'm sorry, for being that girl who had the sob story, for being that girl who only wanted to love you...I'm sorry for causing you pain...You don't have to worry now, I've moved on...I want you to be happy and to live life as if we never crossed paths... #346 - I THINK ITS SUPER AWESOME JESSICA AND KRYSTAL HANG OUT HERE AT TMO!..... oops caps made me sound way more excited than i really am. #347 - KaiLu needs to have babies. They'd be the most iest yet beautiful babies on the planet. #348 - If only I could hear those words from you. #349 - Sometimes I wonder why I am still even here. #350 - I do like Hyemin but sometimes I just can't help but feel like she's a liar. #351 - I am not as mean as you think I am. I'm a nice old man. #352 - Whatever happened to Gain and V? Not like it's any of my business but where are they? They were the cutest :( #353 - I'm not as honest, direct, and confident as you but I ought to say this; I want to kiss you. Even if it's just a small peck on the cheek, I want to kiss you. #354 - Is it that hard to ask for someone to talk to me..? I'm desperate for someone to love me; to tell me everything is okay.. And I've got nothing to worry about.. #355 - Im confident when i say, i think i fell into a trap. And let the rollercoaster of emotions begin! #356 - Rome is so attractive. If I could I'd become his kitty. #357 - Sometimes I just sit around and curse everyone for being themselves. Then I realize it's PMS and calm down. #perkspfbeingfemale. #358 - Girls aren't fragile. They just lack the self confidence a guy has. It's annoying though. #359 - LUHAN LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE THE KID FROM NANNY MCPHEE- YA KNOW, FERB IM LAUGHING
#360 - I don't like you. No I don't love you either. I wouldn't mind if we were to hook up though. #361 - People I don't know but want to kiss: Everyone except for the crazy girls and guys. #362 - There are just some people who annoy me. #363 - IceJJFish - On the Floor. It gives me hope when I listen to it. #364 - Can u kis mi even wen I rite liek dis. #365 - My confessions are the most poetic. I should be TMO's poetic chick. Like wow I'm amazing myself. #366 - . If you don't appreciate your y boyfriends ladies and or gentlemen, give him up to me. I will ride him into the moonlight, make him breakfast in bed and slap away hoes. Sad thing is the hottest guy always choose girls and guys who they don't know how to handle them. my life. #367 - I'm a moth and you're my light. The closer I get, the more I burn. I can't help it though; you're too alluring and attractive. #368 - I don't get why some unattractive people end up with bombshells or bomb guys. I don't. I saw this guy get hit on by someone with a gorgeous-handsome face. TF? Can I have what that guys having, come on hot men. Come to me. #369 - Everybody, I'd like to bring your attention to this one post: T.K is an amazing person, along with his bro leader and Ailee. The three of them are the most intelligent people I've met here so far. #370 - You sadden me quite a lot. Can't say I'm not taken with you though. #371 - Please forgive me for I have sinfully fantasized about riding his face. All I want to do is ride that beautiful face with plump pink lips until the break of dawn. His hair is ing satin black and he's got this look in his eyes like he knows all my wildest fantasies about him. I hate & love him. #372 - Why are people obsessed with relationships? How is giving yourself to someone else liberating or fulfills you? Why do you need another human being to make you feel like you're amazing when you are amazing, with or with out them. But those love-hungry people, stay starving because you probably dgaf. #373 - I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you. And I think I love someone else now. #374 - #335 is pretty much an . Sorry man those are the only kinds of girls we 'serve'. The confession's just offensive and it's pissing me off. And I'm no feminist, believe me. #375 - Because I have no life I went through the couple list and some of them surprised the out of me. Wow. Can we first address that TWO hot people together is already bad for my health, because then I think of all that hot . JiKyung, KaiLu, Kay, TaecSoo, VaIn, Jana, Jackjin . Mmm yeah, hot. #376 - EHRE ARE ALL THES JAPANESE PEOPLE COMING FROM? I HAD FIVE HEART ATTACKS. I SWEAR YOU ALL NEED TO MINIMIZE THAT . But really, you guys are adorable s. Stay in your lane, and do not mess with noona's feels. #377 - my letters to the following: dear kailu: i hope you know that you guys are very fanfiction worthy, please more pda. dear jungkook: you. literally, thats what i want to do. dear wooyoung: i've decided to keep you, your name is Tinkles now. dear VaIn: please have hot on wall. or on the floor~ #378 - rome is attractive. we have discussed this a million times, but I guess we should acknowledge this daily. I need a holiday for those abs. #379 - want to hear a pickup line? fella's you gotta try this: " they call me coffee because I grind so fine~" OH YEAH! I JUST WON SOME GUY LIKE THREE ATTRACTIVE POINTS. #380 - He talked to ME! /turns into a teenage girl all over again! #381 - I've decided I will have a harem of guys that no other man or woman may touch. Lee Soohyuk, Yamada Ryosuke, Sano Reo, Sen Mitsuji, Hanyoung, Taehyun, Kurihara Goro and lastly Jungkook. Mm yes, good looking, single men, that i'll dangle in front of everyone because I'm evil. #382 - i'm sorry i'm never here for you. i'm sorry i can't make you happy anymore, and most of all i'm sorry that all i do is hurt you. i'm a disgrace of a husband and even worse of a man. #383 - Tho Im still your number one fan of your relationship, I'm left feeling you both are just some guys I use to be friends with. Not sure what happened. #384 - When people throw shade at people who are happy I just laugh from the shadows saying "LOL NOT EVERYONE CAN HAVE A HAPPILY EVER AFTER HUH?" This isn't Shrek the third and you aren't Prince Charming therefore stop riling up about couples and . #385 - I just want to watch a massive of young people go down in the o room. Elder people are too experienced so it's like as strenuous as a relationship, just to satisfy them in bed. Plus they're old so you gotta go slower, and make them feel special. Old I consider is anyone 25+ #386 - Guys: too bad you're straight Me: Good thing you aren't. Most of the gay guys are good looking and I like tons of girls talking to me vying for a way into my heart. It's selfish but for real it's ing nice. No competition. #387 - I can't help but feel like you were discretely trying to clown me. Unless someone else here used that phrase? At least you got a laugh out of the people you weren't making fun of. keri hilson pretty girl rock is my current song. #perksofbeingfemale #throw that rudeness somewhere else #388 - How I feel when people complain here: /Maximum Hormone - What's up people And yes. That is the song for Deathnote's Second title sequence. #389 - The moment I laid eyes on you I new you'd be the bae. #bae at first sight #the only bae for me #bae I luh you #390 - TMO Guys: Dude you're hot, hamanahamanahhamanah. I would drizzle Nutella all over that masterpiece you call your body! TMO Girls: *does next level and tries to play hard to get to the max* IVE SEEN CUTER THAN YOU TBQH! U think you cute but ur not! Me: ain't nobody want your salty anyways. #391 - Have you ever noticed when two buff guys with a lot of muscles or physically top physiques have --- some people think it's hot. All I can think of is two geodudes going at it. I'm sorry but it's true. Two geodudes. #392 - If people were Pokemon: Jungkook would be a shiny teddiursa Sojin would be piplup Jimin would be pancham Krystal would be amaura Jessica would be emolga Takei emi would be espurr Junsu would be minccino Daehyun would be electrike Alisa ueno would be gothitelle Sano Reo would be a shiny joltik #393 - The struggle. Regular girls: *sweet& is slightly boring* Aegyo girls: *glitter vomits, Mentally 5 yrs old* Crazy girls: *talks about not being loved like she's one in a million, is injured or has amnesia* Taken girls: *the best ones* Smart girls: *are we going to talk about origins or ?* #394 - I miss Xiumin and D.O. #395 - I wish for my red rose to confess~ Red rose, what are your thoughts lately, tell me everything... #396 - In addition to the ones mentioned, Seulong, V, Jungkook, Alisa, Feeldog and Puffy the Monkey. Thank you all and let the odds be forever in your favor- 13-1-13-1-13-5-12 #397 - My Shrinking Machine is now fully OPERATIONAL: The following people will be hunted down and shrunked to 2 inches (Chibi height): TK, Emi, Jimin, An Sukyung, Junho, Wooyoung and especially LUHAN. #398 - "d-don't fall in love with anyone else while you are with me...and if you do, make sure to dump me soon after.. " Sweetheart. "So now I come to you with open arms Nothing to hide, believe what I say So here I am with open arms Hoping you'll see what your love means to me" #399 - To J, TT Bunny Also Plays 'If I Escaped The Sun' in my voice -T. #400 - I just realized how truly awesome the people here at TMO are. I mean seriously people you're so unique and funny. |
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