Today is admin Hoon's birthday! Be sure to wish her a happy birthday and give her plenty of spankings!
Hoonie~ Don't kill me for this! XD But look on the brightside, you're a step closer to your death!
You're going to age and gray hair will take the place of your red. Your teeth will fall out and you'll need dentures!
But here's the good thing, I'll get there a year before you do. And we can always have wheelchair races and whatnot unless we are too busy flirting with the old Asian men walking past with their walkers.
Another thing to think about on this glorious day, your parents had y times to conceive you. I am glad they did, if not I wouldn't have a best friend as crazy and random as you. I love you!! <3
Have a fantastical day and don't forget to smile~! 8D *throws confetti and blows a party horn*
Happy Birthday Video from The Shim - [ click this ]
Oh...you haven't received a present on your birthday before? *opens up my arms* Aw~ come to Papa Shim. I'll give you a hug<3 (and there's more in store for later on today ;D)
Peace out to my lovers, haters, and ors~
-The One and Only Shimmy ;D
Happy Birthday.....bishh! ^^
edit : finally got around to editing this and making it look ten times better than it did before. XDD
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