Stages

The following are the stages of rp couples that always say how much they love each other and pretty much spam the entire chat for the others with such displays of affection that could make people hurl.

Stage 1: Cute

It's when you have seen them act like that for let's say a week and you think they are adorable. It's when you first see them and sometimes join them calling them cute and goals and such.

Stage 2: Um... Imma be right there if you need me

The cute stage has passed and whenever you see them at each other, you literally either zone them out or sit and wait for something else to happen cause it isn't as cute as it used to be, yet it hasn't gotten annoying yet.

Stage 3: Can you not?

It has been a bit too long for your liking that they act the same way and it is unnerving cause realistically speaking, there is no relationshop without a little spice or a fight or a bit of jealousy or whining. No healthy relationship at least.

Stage 4: You annoy me.

They are plainly annoying at this point. They just spam the chat with how much they love each other and they only define themselves by the status of their relationship. They're mostly there only when the other is and they spam the chat slowly killing the rp cause nobody ing wants to hear them say the same things over and over again.

Stage 5: The riot.

When the rest of the rp just plainly either dies or es them to continue doing what they do in the spam room. Usually the rp dies cause few have the balls to ask them to go on being in their pink fluffy cloud in the spam room where they can easily avoid them since they're afraid they might look like petty s.

If you've made it this far and don't hate me yet, thanks for reading this.