My ting Has Really Gone Downhill

I'm just so lazy now. lol 
My terms are way too literal xDD 
I'll be like

"Oppar spread your legs wide open and stuck his head in to tracing your labias and eventually sticking his tongue inside your , stoking upwards until reaching your to around it."

Well, I've always been that way, but it's bothering me now. lol 
No one knows what labias are. 

Goodness, if you get what I mean, you must tingle like because damn, I'm good at describing this stuff. 
Well, not really. 
I'm a bad writer. 
But YOLO