[ rated M for 'may need Jesus']
Y'all thought we saw the last of him.
Hell, I did too. It's okay. It's fine... But I'm not.
You see, my wasn't ready for the return of
KIM TAEVON.
It's been a millenia. I swore, we saw the last of him after "Stigma". graced us with his smooth vocals, came right for my wig and sHOT it into orbit. Damn near made Russia quake while doing it.
Saw a TEASE of him in DNA... Thought it was over, like some sick farewell of sorts.
But then.
Then...
tHEN??? THIS??? JUST????? IN?????????????????????????????
And in case you're too lazy to sit through the whole thing, dw I gotchu (til you get yourselves legit blessed)
Idonteven
Mindthedamn
mulletanymorelike
that'snowtheLEASTofmy99problems
my REAL problem is this came out with this on a Sunday and I've lost my inhaler like,,, YEARS ago.
The REAL problem is, I've never FIXED myself to my ultimate bias so hard, but ing etch this in a stone tablet.
KIM
TAE
HYUNG
ING
DID
THIS
This'll be the oNLY warning you guys get like please. Please unfriend me. Block me if you haven't already. Unfollow all my social media. Don't touch me. Not for like the next 3 years because istg I'll be that who'll relate him to ANYTHING you say like:
You: "Girl, did you see that movie last wee---"
Me: "Okay that's cool, but have you seen Kim Taehyung???"
I'm officially the person I hate th emost like,,,
Is this what it means
to be
at war with yourself????
I already had it with Park Jimarcus. He ing revived my faith with "Lies" and Serendipity" I'm
But then this.
And the bruthas background-dancing with this ing Weeknd vibe pLEasEG Od.
I need Bible Scriptures.
I need therapy.
I need to get off the Internet, this 's ruining my life.
If you haven't figured it out, it goes like this---
Kim Taehyung:
Kim Taevon:
Kim Taehyung (ft. me, J-Hope tbh):
Kim Taevon:
wHO WILL REIGN SUPREME okno but please like
guys.
hold my hands.
actually no, stay NOT touching me because istg this wasn't.... what i wanted to spend today doing.
but h e r e we are, and here i go--- scheduling my next appointment with a shrink.
:"""""))))
this has been Viv, see you all in hell.
P.S.
To the 2 friends I'll probably have left by the end of this blog. Don't worry about following that Insta. The rp's gonna have a padlet instead because a.) aesthetics, b.) easier to manage, and c.) wtf is Insta I guess that's losing its thing???
b YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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