Before you become my friend, read this

just as the title says, yo.

if you're going to be my friend, but you're going to judge me because of my personality, then you're better off just leaving me behind and never talking to me again, okay?

is sick of people getting mad at my personality

I'm hyper and I move around a lot. I can't sit still. If I'm at a restaurant, I will move my legs or my fingers.

because I'm hyper, I'm louder. If you don't like me being loud, then just tell me. You don't have to go all mode on me.

i am a . If you say anything that can be taken edly, I will snicker or laugh.

i cannot take criticism well. Well, this is kinda on and off. Sometimes I do take it well if I really want the help, but if it's, for example, my sister, I get kinda pissed and I snap back at her. I don't snap at other people though... At least I don't think I do.

if someone doesn't agree with me, I force my opinion onto them. I've done it to a friend and probably a lot of other people. To me, my opinion is the right choice, but opinions are opinions.

if my friends are mad at me, I give in to what they say and apologize, even if they're mad at me for no reason.

i don't talk about myself as much in the real world (lol) than in the Internet world.

i'm. so. curious, yeah. so I ask a lot of questions. I should study to be a scientist.

​i have to have music to listen to on any car rides unless they're short.

I will pay for anything for you. I'm freaking serious. If I have the money, I will pay for you. You can ask my friend that I met in Minnesota. after roleplaying with her online for the longest time, I finally met her. I wanted to pay for everything for her.

along with paying for anything, I waste money on useless stuff all the time.

if you visit me and I'm quiet, I have my reasons. A reason is that I don't know what to say because I'm afraid to offend you and make you dislike me.

im an easily jealous person. If you were to invite me to a movie with one other person, it's not gonna work. I'm going to grab you and keep you all to myself.

If you hug and kiss me and shower me with affection, I will freaking love you forever, if you don't do that to me, I will most certainly do it to you. Except not a kiss on the lips. Maybe anywhere else. That's not meant to be dirty.

if you hold my hand, I will love you forever and tie you up and you in your sleep.

let's just say I like skinship. 

If you do anything to embarrass me in public, I will embarrass you in return.

i will undress you with my eyes.

/undresses you with my eyes

if you tickle me, I will do what I did to you what I did with my stepdad. I shifted one of his ribs with my when I thrashed. Don't tickle me. Just don't.

i forgot to add this earlier. If you cry, I don't know what to do and I panic. Mainly because I don't know how to help. But, I'll try my best. Okay?

okay that's all I'm gonna do because I'm tired, but I think you have the gist that I'm a very annoying person