okay but apparently one of my friends didn't know i was straight

like he never talks to me 

or like

girls in general unless he likes them  (which stopped since he has a serious girlfriend, thank god he's like the king of friendzone)

or if he's deploying 

but like

he's deploying soon so he's been talking to me a lot lately 

and like

the only way i know how to talk to guys is by oogling other girls because

chicks are hot okay 

and like

imcrying

his was like

wait

are you bi or gay 

and i was just like

S U R P R I S E 

i'm straight :') 

and i haven't heard from him since i'm crying lmao