Where do i buy an in the closet gay man?

i need one to cook for me <3

my gay canadian friend just made a tutorial on how to make delicious looking limeade 

and now i want a gay canadian to own ; A ; 

the ones in california are only good for fashion

btw i need yoochun for my noona:

http://www.roleplayrepublic.com/roleplay/view_desc/2234/