This is absolutely ridiculous.
I can't even go to the store and buy toilet paper...
All they have are FLUSHABLE WIPES!
I'M NOT A BABY! I DON'T USE WIPES! I USE TOILET PAPER!
DO YOU KNOW HOW WEIRD IT IS AS AN ADULT TO USE A FREAKING WIPE!
THESE THINGS ARE WET! HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU GOT EVERYTHING OFF?!
YOU FREAKING DON'T!
ALL THE IDIOTS THAT HOARD THE TOILET PAPER LIKE IT'S GOD DAMN GOLD!
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR WEEKS!
BACK THE OFF OF THE DAMN TOILET PAPER!
IF YOU NEED 140 ROLLS OF IT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN A DOCTOR MONTHS AGO!
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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