what would you do if

i had randomly spontaneously combusted and then you guys never knew what happened to me for like 5 months and then my sister gets on my account and tells you what happened

what would you even think like

"holy crap she spontaneously combusted that's pretty cool"

and then you tried to combust and a lot of other tried to combust too and it worked and then the news people are freaking out because a lot of people are randomly combusting and there's just body parts everywhere and people walking down the street and then combusting

yeah

holy crap it is not good to drink pepsi without eating lunch yet