Story Time: Almost Broke Myself

I was walking down the steps today. And nearly broke my arm, leg/foot, and face.

My sister's stupid striped demon cat was on the stairs and I tripped over him because he wove between my feet.

Took me HOURS to get all the swelling to go down.

Nothing is broken. I had my neighbor, a medic, check for me.

Everything just HURTS.

But then the demon cat made up for almost killing me...

He curled up on my chest and purred... Which he never does to me.

I think it's an apology...

Anywho... It's now 2am and a bish needs her sleep...