"Eat hand choke a sheep" "He. Acts. Old." "You're king llama" oh god to the one who made this
CAN YOU JUST TAKE MY OVARIES AND GO DAMMIT . THE MOON IS NOT YOUR ANIMAL OH THIS EPIC OMFG I CAN'T EVEN
OMFG AT THE CHINESE VERSION . TICKLE ME OMFG JUST SERIOUSLY TAKE MY OVARIES AND GO I DON'T CARE IF IT'S 4 AM HERE
I'M STILL LAUGHING MY OFF AND CHOKING ON MY RAMEN . i officially have no life . bish please exo ruined my life dumb
oh that sounded like kris saying 'we haz 4 chinese membahz dumb bietch' oh that was epic i want exo to sing growl like this . , awesome.
WWWHHHHEEEEEEEEE POPCORNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MY OVARIES ARE LIKE THAT POPCORNS . 
oh hell naw xiumin dood how high are you ?
Chanyeol : 185 /le inserts creepderpewisthatkimchi face
oh you es look at that face you look like an hobo who is high . share the weed bro
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( excuse me for the random cussing )
so yeah i'll do something...because i'm bored and because i have no life
and because i'm all alone ta my house ALL ALONE WOOHOO MORE MAMA NAGGING AND UGRY SOBBING
/le composes an song called all alone and sings it awesomely like an hobo does
Kris : hello i am here with all of these thirsty hoes , why don't we make them say 'ehs' ?
all of exo except kris : ehs y boo
Kris : so why don't you filthy s introduce yourself ?
Lay : Really ?
All of exo except kris : REALLY
Xiumin : Apperently we're all filthy s . well i mean look at luhan
Luhan : muehehehehe . you're just jealous i get to have fun with sehun yesterday
Chen : oh that's funny
Lay : Ugly
Tao : You're awkward as
Kris : Maybe , but duizhang still gets all of the es . hop off
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Kris : alright , since i'm important i'll introduce myself . watch very closely
now there's the magic . I'm pimp daddy kris or just kris .
We're here today to plan my upcoming sub-unit . I'm the-
I guess i could be the- . All i can do is look good . that leaves me to be the rapper .
Like i said before , i'm pimp daddy kris . how do i handle talkers ?
Break their face in .
Xiumin : don't kill me
Lay : i'll kill you
Kris : i'll you up
Lay : you're the useless duizhang of EXO-M
Kris : I'm y
Lay : So am i
Kris : you and your horns then
Lay : at least i don't flail around like an retarded seal of EXO-M
Kris : Seriously ?
Lay : Yes.
Kris : I'm trying write but they're making noises
Keep it classy . i think luhan's ing...
Kris : they shy away . all of them
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Xiumin : Luhan Luhan Luhannn~
Luhan : I'm legal at 2 2 . I'll turn around and...
Tao : Let us see it ?
Luhan : Yeah. let all of you see it
Isn't that what you want ?
Chen : It would be better if you bend over.
How much for that ?
Luhan : 100 million bucks , bro
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Lay : You all better listen you stupid s
Chen : What if we don't ?
Lay : i'll cut off your balls and tao
Tao : my car's parked out back
Kris : yeah don't dare do it or else i'll tell your sister you ed her boyfriend
Lay : anyways , I'll just draw some random characters
dadadadadadada no one in this room actually gives a
the sub-unit . someone give me some ideas for it
Xiumin : Justin Bieber
Lay : What the hell is wrong with you ?
Xiumin : I haven't fapped today
Lay : You know what ? just forget i asked .
I give up . you guys are screwed up
screwed in the
screwed in the mouth
and even in your metaphorical s
All of exo : clap clap clap fap fap fap
Lay : oh , hold on . i wanna draw something
motherer should be in here in no time .
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Lay: LUHAN! What the hell are you drinking???
Luhan: *holds up bottle* Oh this? It’s just a little something to make my forget about being so far away from my Sehunnie….
Lay: B-but that’s shampoo!
Luhan: I know it’s shampoo, but the bottle said ‘No More Tears’.
Lay: ….
Luhan: Now if you’ll excuse me *drinks from the bottle*
Lay: For the love of unicorns…
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Kai: I want you back…
Kyungsoo: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I’m yours.
Kai: I got food?
Kyungsoo: You know me so well…
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Sehun: Are you still mad at me?
Luhan: Twinkle twinkle little star.
Sehun: How I wonder what you are?
Luhan: Wish I could hit you with my car.
Sehun: Okay, you’re still mad.
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Kris: Tao, if you had 10 Gucci Bags, and I took one away.
Kris: How many Gucci bags would you have?
Tao: 10 Gucci Bags and a dead body.
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END YOU BISHES
NOW LEGGO PARTAY
OH LOOK AT THAT BOOTEH
OHH BBY
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