Hi I'm an astronaut and I would like to explore Uranus. ( ur )
If you think chewbacca is hairy wait till you see my Wookie.
XDDD

Hurhurhur I got this

Hey baby I'd like to yo crack sideways <== Make sure to sound ghetto when you say it okay? ^.~

You wanted dirty?

Open your cornhole so I can plant my seeds in you.

uh... 'Do you like to DRAW, because I put the D in RAW'
-.-;;; that wuz just weird lol

Err..
If I was a driver, I'd drive my stick up your shift..
XDDDDDDD

The internet is a magical place~
Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.

I'm a fireman, wanna see my hose? < I like that one. Like a lot.

Something dirty?
Okay.

I didn't shower today.
00000ooooo000000ooooooo000000ooooo... So dirty.

I taste like candy. If you don't believe me why don't you try some.

. . . that line below.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet !

i have more if you need it.

'Marsh'mallow?
Malibu 'Stacey?'

Is this someone I know???
HAHAHAHAHAH!