guy in my class: "CHRISSY HERE'S YOUR PENCIL BA-- YOU HAVE A CRAZY TAN LINE."
me: "oh yeah. uh huh. i know."
my thoughts: "you little er you listen here I know I have a tanline that stands out and I swear to god if anybody brings it up again, I will take your balls and stretch them to your mouth and shove them down your throat and force you to choke on them before I cut them off and then take your and cut it off and shove it up your own okay"
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