Lakisha: The Ghetto Vampire Hafling

Okay, imma get the done and over with.

So I'm a vampire and human. That's what my mom to me. The next day she got killed by some vampire.

Luckily, I tore that up and had his for dinner, but that still didn't satisfy me or keep them away. 

Them niggas tore my house and I had to live with my e uncle. 

That dumb mother er tried to my , but I ate him. 

So now I am beginning to realize I have no where left to go.

So I decide to use my savings and move to korea, where there a few vampires.

Yeah I got a house of my own and I have a job and an education but still, these niggas are still following me. 

GODDAMMIT.

So now I'm stuck in the heart of Seoul surrounded with nothing but vamps.

But then these girly lookin' boys come up to my house claiming they vamps.

And I was all like, "NU UH GET THE OUT MA MOTHAIN' HOUSE BAFO I CUT YO ."

And they be like, "Calm down, we're here to help."

"Who sent you?" 

"Your father." Okay now hold up. My FATHER sent them? I don't even know who the hell my father was. 

My mom was the time of girl who be gettin' her popped at the club everyweek. And some didn't wear condoms, so I was a mistake. I in' hated my mom for being a but she loved me so I let it go a little bit. She never told me about dad because she didn't know who he was. 

"My father sent me." I pat my weave, "He don't even know my mothain' name. What game are yall tryin' to play?!" 

But then I got clocked in the head. es...

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