So here I am. At home. Bored and unwilling to work. Solution: find some rope and tie yourself up.
FIRST OBSTACLE: there is no ing rope here
solution: duct-tape
so I decide to have fun and duct-tape one wrist to my ankle (gotta type after all and believe me,m typing speed hasn't decreased by much). Then, I hop to my desk an drop off the duct-tape. Noooww comes the problem: on my hop back, my thigh muscle started cramping and I can't stretch cause my ankle is duct-taped to my wrist. Agony.
i could just cut myself loose, but then everything would've been in vain. So here I am, suffering.
CONCLUSION: somebody come here and tie me up properly. With rope. And then use some toys on me. Thanks in advance!
*sob*
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