Top Secret:
The Secret of Bacon
1. If you eat too much it will turn you into rainbows and you will poop out buterflies while you can only eat that suggery treat.
2. If you throw it out a window and it rains the next second then the Aflac duck would come and scream at you.
3. If you feed it to a dog, two years later they will die
4. It was named after the singer in Exo called Baekhyun
5. Bacon is the only thing that can stop a zombie appocolypse
6. The maker of Bacon was an ancestor of this one dude named Chanyeol
7. Bacon was made at first by Aliens
8. Bacon is Pink with yellow polka dots, but uses a suit to cover it’s embarasment
9. Bacon is Alive
10. Feed it to a cat and the cat will become a zombie.
11. The zombie appocolyse didn’t happen because bacon was not fed to a cat.
12. Mixed with milk bacon will taste like pumpkin pie
13. Bacon didn’t kill Lincoln, the Eggs did.
14. Eggs and Bacon are worst enemys.
15. If you are not careful bacon will kill you.
16. It is really easy to start typing Baekhyun instead of Bacon
17. It is not crunchy, it just makes you seem like it.
18. Bacon can kill brian cells
19. Bacon comes not from pigs but from Armadillos
20. Bacon is the source of all evil
21. Money is made out of Baekhyun
22. Bacon is the ruler of hades, not Hades.
23. BAcon is the ruler of the Greek gods
24. Bacon has fifty tiny feet that crawls around
25. Armidillos hide in their shells because they know the threat of the yumminess of Bacon
26. Bacon will not stop till it takes over the world
27. Bacon’s goal is to kill the world
28. Bacon’s first target is France
29. If you read this and you are a french man you better run away.
30. America has kept this secret for the safty of the world
31. Canada is after france
32. Bacon will only spare vegetarians.
33. You better become a vegetarian
34. You better hide near plants
35. Plants are the only saviors to Bacon
36. Bacon will not stop
37. The minds of Kpop artist has already been taken over.
38. It’s allies are Justin Bieber and One Dirctions and dogs.
39. CAts and eggs are trying to find a way to stop this threat.
I was bored, and there is this joke with one of my friends that he is a french man trying to figure out the mysterious of Bacon, and I was an Alien teroist trying to take over America by their cats....>.<
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