I'm 88 percent asiannnnn o y o

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[x] Both of your parents are from Asia ( Mummy is from Seoul, Dad from Japan~~~ i be dope e u e )
 
[x] You were born in Asia ( HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH )
 
[x] You use the term "Azn" ( maybe sometimes a little e w e )
 
[x] You think DDR is cool ( ♥ . ♥ )
 
[x] You've watched lots of anime ( GOMU GOMU NOOOOOOOOOOOOO )
 
[x] You like Korean drama ( i loooooooooove dem yesh gsrmfhgkjdhkfgd k♥ )
 
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone ( a little donut u . u )
 
[x] Your parents want you to marry within your own race  ( OMG MY PARENTS ALWAYS SAID THAT FDGJDF )
 
[x] You eat rice almost everyday ( i order it all the time e u e thatswhyi'mfat >n> )
 
[xxxxxxxx] You drink lemon tea ( YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS its deeelishus )
 
X's so far: 10
 
 
 
[x] You style your hair
 
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster
 
[x] You speak languages other than English
 
[x] Your parents are strict
 
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
 
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report 
 
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting ( i'm a nerd okaies )
 
[x] You know your multiplication table ( in class i do e.e not off the top of my head )
 
[x] You play badminton or table tennis ( PING PONG )
 
[x] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge ( and i peed on myself )
 
X's so far: 20
 
 
 
[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
 
[x] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc) ( KIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA )
 
[x] You're not the only child ( my annoying brothers and sisters e n e )
 
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February ( not anymore o n o )
 
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do ( OMG I HATE WHEN PPL THINK ITS THE SAME THING )
 
[x] (If you're a girl) You prefer Asian guys over white guys (If you're a guy) You prefer Asian girls  
 
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted ( she used to do that all the time cx )
 
[] You can do the rubric’s cube ( LUHAN TEACH ME )
 
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house ( Actually quite a few e u e )
 
[x] You play video games ( UNCHARTED 1 2 3 and waiting for 4 e u e, tekken, soul caliberrrrrrrrr )
 
X's so far: 29
 
 
[x] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home ( i hated it when they did that omg ewe )
 
[] You have karaoke at home
 
[x] You know BOA/Gazette/Ayumi Hamasaki/Gackt ( i fudging love gackt )
 
[] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times 
 
[] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
 
[x] You own a gaming console ( Ps3, xbox, wii and wii u c: )
 
[x] You play a musical instrument ( i play violin a little :3 ) 
 
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
 
[x] You can use chopsticks
 
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't
 
X's so far: 36
 
 
 
[] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
 
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
 
[] You don't like football 
 
[] You have a curfew ( i used to e u e )
 
[x] You know what ulzzang/tb means
 
[] You know what purikura is
 
[x] You like bubble tea 
 
[] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it until it fits
 
[x] You've played final fantasy ( CLOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD e u e )
 
[x] You believe in fortune cookies
 
X's so far: 41
 
 
[x] You know what pak choy is
 
[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
 
[] You have a tutor
 
[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before 
 
[] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"
 
X's so far: 44
 
 
 
Times the number by 2
 
44 x 2 = 88% e u e
 
 
Then repost with title "I'm __% Asian".
 

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-vogue 10 years ago
om i dont do half of the things on
the list. e n e even if im korean.
gdi. i got a cake smashed on my face
Aquaman 10 years ago
LOL e u e
pizzaisdope 10 years ago
mor azn den me
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