I'm 78% Asian~!!! [ Stolen peeps. ]

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[ x ] Both of your parents are from Asia
 
[ x ] You were born in Asia
 
[] You use the term "Azn" ( What the hell does that mean? )
 
[ x ] You think DDR is cool ( Hell yeah! )
 
[ x ] You've watched lots of anime
 
[ x ] You like Korean drama
 
[ x ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
 
[ x ] Your parents want you to marry within your own race  
 
[ x ] You eat rice almost everyday ( *cough* You mean every meal. *cough* )
 
[ x ] You drink lemon tea
 
X's so far: 9
 
 
 
[] You style your hair ( Don't know how to style me hair. My mum still does it for me. =3= )
 
[] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster ( Nope. Social network hobo. u _ u )
 
[ x ] You speak languages other than English ( TAGALOG, JIBBERISH, FAIL KOREAN. )
 
[ x ] Your parents are strict ( It depends on the situation. )
 
[ x ] Your parents have high expectations of you ( They want me to be a freaking doctor or dentist. -.- )
 
[] You always get A's/B's on your report ( I'm not a smart asian okay? I get like freaking C's and D's or E's in my report. )
 
[] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting ( Hell to the no. )
 
[] You know your multiplication table ( 9 x 9 is.... ? Nope. )
 
[ x ] You play badminton or table tennis
 
[ x ] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge
 
X's so far: 5
 
 
 
[ x ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
 
[ x ] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc) [ Yes.. yes i do. Oooooo~ I'm still young but... WTF? ]
 
[ x ] You're not the only child ( Unfortunatley )
 
[] You've gotten little red envelopes around February ( Bish please. Ain't nobody got time for dat. )
 
[] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do ( Nope. They all seem the same to me. )
 
[ x ] (If you're a girl) You prefer Asian guys over white guys (If you're a guy) You prefer Asian girls ( Yes! I mean... who wouldn't right? *cough* Myfullaustraliancousin. *cough* )
 
[ x ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted ( YES!! OMF- )
 
[] You can do the rubric’s cube ( Hell no... never in my life. )
 
[ x ] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house ( Always brah. )
 
[ x ] You play video games ( Yeah! Who doesn't? )
 
X's so far: 7
 
 
[ x ] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
 
[ x ] You have karaoke at home
 
[] You know BOA/Gazette/Ayumi Hamasaki/Gackt
 
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times ( What the hell is that? )
 
[] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
 
[ x ] You own a gaming console
 
[ x ] You play a musical instrument ( Does singing count? )
 
[] You don't wear shoes in your house
 
[ x ] You can use chopsticks
 
[] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't ( My parents gave up on me when it comes to school. )
 
X's so far: 5
 
 
[ x ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
 
[ x ] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
 
[ x ] You don't like football
 
[ x ] You have a curfew
 
[ x ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
 
[] You know what purikura is
 
[ x ] You like bubble tea 
 
[ x ] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it until it fits
 
[] You've played final fantasy
 
[ x ] You believe in fortune cookies
 
X's so far: 8
 
 
[ x ] You know what pak choy is
 
[ x ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
 
[ x ] You have a tutor
 
[ x ] You've had pockys/yan yan before 
 
[ x ] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"
 
X's so far: 5
 
 
Times the number by 2
 
39 x 2 = 78%
 
Then repost with title "I'm __% Asian".

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--loser00 10 years ago
Wahh. Jjang! Bish, I'm stealing this.
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