I'm 42% Asian [Stolen/Dont Kill Me >

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[o] Both of your parents are from Asia

 
[o] You were born in Asia
 
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
 
[ ] You think DDR is cool
 
[ ] You've watched lots of anime
 
[o] You like Korean drama
 
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
 
[o] Your parents want you to marry within your own race  
 
[o] You eat rice almost everyday
 
[o] You drink lemon tea
 
O's so far: 6
 
 
 
[ ] You style your hair
 
[ ] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster
 
[o] You speak languages other than English
 
[o] Your parents are strict
 
[o] Your parents have high expectations of you
 
[ ] You always get A's/B's on your report 
 
[ ] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting 
 
[ ] You know your multiplication table
 
[ ] You play badminton or table tennis
 
[ ] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge
 
O's so far: 9
 
 
 
[ ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
 
[ ] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc) 
 
[o] You're not the only child
 
[o]  You've gotten little red envelopes around February 
 
[ ] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
 
[ ] (If you're a girl) You prefer Asian guys over white guys (If you're a guy) You prefer Asian girls
 
[o] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
 
[ ] You can do the rubric’s cube
 
[ ] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
 
[ ] You play video games
 
O's so far: 12
 
 
[o] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
 
[ ] You have karaoke at home
 
[ ] You know BOA/Gazette/Ayumi Hamasaki/Gackt
 
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
 
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
 
[ ] You own a gaming console
 
[o] You play a musical instrument
 
[o] You don't wear shoes in your house
 
[o] You can use chopsticks
 
[o] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't
 
O's so far: 17
 
 
 
[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
 
[o] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
 
[ ] You don't like football
 
[ ] You have a curfew
 
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
 
[ ] You know what purikura is
 
[o] You like bubble tea 
 
[o] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it until it fits
 
[ ] You've played final fantasy 
 
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies
 
O's so far: 20
 
 
[ ] You know what pak choy is
 
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
 
[o] You have a tutor
 
[o] You've had pockys/yan yan before 
 
[ ] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"
 
O's so far: 21
 
 
 
Times the number by 2
 
21 x 2 = 42
 
 
Then repost with title "I'm __% Asian".
 

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OKIRIBITMO 10 years ago
I'm 80% Asian.
OwO

#asianswag
#asians4life
#wtfamidoing
baozi00 10 years ago
hahaha LOL
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