HOLY MOTHER

I WAS WALKING ACROSS CAMPUS AND I SWEAR THIS GUY WAS GOING TO SNATCH ME AND ME O.O

HE WAS RIDING ON HIS LITTLE BIKE WITH A HUGE BACKPACK AND A MASK OVER THE LOWER PART OF HIS FACE AS WELL AS SUNGLASSES

AND HE RODE UP TO ME AND ASKED ME WHAT MY SHIRT SAID

(It's the wolf 88 shirt with Kris on the front in hangul)

BEFORE I COULD SPEAK HE STARTED ASKING ME IF IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE THAT HE WAS A PART OF 

WHICH I'M SURE WAS A PAGAN CULT THAT SACRIFICES BUNNIES OR SOMETHING /slapped

ANYWAYS I TOLD HIM WHAT IT WAS AND THEN HE TOLD ME I WAS CUTE

AND ASKED IF WE COULD HANG OUT

I SHOOK MY HEAD AND TOLD HIM I WAS A LESBIAN

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT

MY TACTIC FAILED

HE JUST KEPT ROLLING CLOSER ON HIS DAMN BIKE

SO I TOLD HIM MY MONTH AND I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE

THIS DIDN'T WORK EITHER

IN A LAST DITCH EFFORT I TOLD HIM A CLOSE FRIEND HAD PASSED OVER THE WEEKEND

OF COURSE NOW I'M ALMOST IN TEARS 

AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE ING SAYS?

'I'M SORRY, BUT HE IS IN A BETTER PLACE NOW, BECAUSE THIS RIGHT HERE *POINTS AT THE GROUND* IS HELL.

THERE ARE DEMONS EVERYWHERE'

AND HE PROCEEDED TO EXPLAIN THAT HE GETS PICTURED OF THEM ALL THE TIME

THEY ARE LIKE ING LIFE TADPOLES THAT LATCH ONTO YOU AND EAT YOU ALIVE

WHAT THE LEGITIMATE

THIS IS ABOUT THE TIME I SAID I NEEDED TO GO TO CLASS AND TRIED TO WALK AWAY BUT HE DROPPED HIS BIK E AND GAVE ME A ING HUG

I FEEL VIOLATED 

HE SMELLED REALLY BAD

 o.o