#1 - action observation
okay. first thing is first. read what i write. think about it. just because my character flippin' winks at you; does not mean i want to get into your pants. same with smirking. like for srs. do you understand? yes? okay. thank you.
#2 - aegyo overuse
i think this is self-explanatory. but when your character is a ing y man, and you're going all "bbuing bbuing. omg, oppa!" and it's not for some y roleplay ing crap; then i am seriously judging you. like, do you act like that in real life? i think i would punch you on a first meeting.
if you're gonna be cutesy, then at least know your limits for 's sake. i swear. like if you're all "OMG YAAAYYY!!" and cute throughout all these angst-y times, then please don't talk to me, i don't.. -- i can't roleplay with you without wanting to rip your organs out and shred them in a blender.
#3 - cluelessness
yeah. this is serious.
and it's directed to both a roleplayer, and the character. like hoooly . if you don't know anything, then i beg of you to not be part of a roleplay. like... if someone has to explain to you what ing is; then i'm sorry, but you need to get out.
#4 - force
god-modding. i hate it. don't do it. everyone else hates it too. roleplaying is a two-way thing; unless you're having an of some sort. because hell to the in' no. do not expect me to play with you if you're gonna god-mod.
#5 - type style
this is going to be a bit harsh.
but. if you're trying to third pov with me, and you type like this while in character; "hay u. ouo"; i will ing slap you. or if you just simply cannot do grammar or spelling properly. please please please; stick to first pov or something if you're gonna throw in smiley faces! and i'm probably sounding so hypocritical and having like, a million grammar errors,
#6 - trapping
forcing drama, and everyone into it; running to everyone and being like "OMG HE BROKE UP WITH ME, I'M SO SAD. OH MY GAAAHHHDD," even when they have never ever spoken to you before?
i will not hesitate to kick you.
#7 - sheer innocence
SAY YOU WANT TO MAKE YOUR CHARACTER RATHER SHELTERED FROM ALL THIS UAL CRAP. YOU ARE AT THE VERY LEAST GOING TO KNOW ROCKY BASICS. LIKE IF YOU ING POINT AT SOMEONE'S AND GO "OH MY GOSH, WHAT'S THAT?" THEN THAT'S NOT INNOCENCE. THAT IS STUPIDITY. I MEAN HELLO? ? I'M QUITE SURE YOU'VE GOT A IN' TOO.
#8 - perspective display
switching perspectives repeatedly, and going between third and first? i think not. like really? please don't. stick to one perspective per little roleplay scenario. thank you very much. like, how hard can it be?
#9 - point making
acting like you know everything and correcting everyone about everything; yes i know i make corrections sometimes (like when someone calls me hyung, and i'm younger than them) but , please. just stop trying to correct every single little thing; such as peoples' typos.
not. needed.
#10 - baby
okay. this. if you have some adopt you in a roleplay as a joke; i will seriously smack your guts out, if you're being all like "mommy~ what's that? what's this? ooh~ i'm hungry; mommy~ i'm scared of the meanies over there! mommy, where's daddy?" like holy . you're a grown man! this kinda strings to the aegyo point.
the only exception to this is if you're doing some m-preg crap, and you're playing a legit kid. or if it's a character mentality issue. but seriously. know your god damned limits!
and this is a general problem that i'm just gonna tack on;
"You're" is different from "Your". OKAY? i can't think of any mocking statements right now. but omfg.
SAME WITH "Their", "They're" and "There".
and yes. i sound like a . i know.
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