Swear i almost died xD

So im at a card class and i had to use the bathroom cuz we ate some pizza and it apparently upset my stomach O.O so i went and I've been in here for half an hour. Then i hear the custodians cleaning and the dude opens the door AND TURNS OFF THE LIGHT! So im sitting here in COMPLETE DARKNESS with only the light of my cell phone. And i can't even get up to turn it on because im not finished xD F.M.L. LIKE FORREAL BISH HOW YOU GONNA TURN THE LIGHTS OFF?!?! Lmfao if i survive this im never eating pizza hut pizza AGAIN! Its soo dark im afraid somethings gonna attack me lol. ... xDDDD