I AM HOUSE SITTING FOR THIS OLD COUPLE THAT MY FAMILY HAS KNOWN LIKE...FOREVER

CURRY(X-ROTIX), MY BROTHER AND I WERE SITTING ON THE BED AND CURRY DECIDED TO LOOK AT THE THINGS ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE/SHELF

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE FOUND?

A BOTLE OF ING LUBE YO

I AM SCARRED

LIKE 

WUT

AFTER FURTHER INSPECTION

THERE WAS MORE

WE STOPPED THERE

THIS IS ABOUT THE TIME THAT THE WATER BED WENT FROM

"Oh yay a water bed! it's so cool! I want one!"

to

"Holy mother this is a 70's baby maker."

WHAT DO I DO?

I HAVE TO SLEEP HERE YO

T_T

*curls up in corner to cry*