My descrp, for real omg

I'm Baek Sumin. 15 years old. Just a normal girl until... They arrived. Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the princess of a planet called Jung-Aeg. In west Seoul, born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days, chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Pusan' I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suit case and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my iPod on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. Third class, yo this is bad drinking orange juice out of a bowl. Is this what the people of Pusan living like? Hmmmmm this can't be alright. But wait I hear they're folksy, peasants, all that. Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the princess of Jung-Aeg Well, the plane landed and when I came out, there was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out. I ain't trying to get arrested, yet; I just got here. I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror, if anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Pusan' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later,' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Princess of Jung-Aeg.