What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = Loud
[ ] Green = Stupid
[x] None = Freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = Gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = Innocent
[ ] Purple = A Little Too Happy
[ ] Grey = y
[ ] Black = Emo
[ ] Pink = Preppy
[ ] Stripes = Funny
[ ] Light Blue = Sweaty
[ ] Other = Hot
[ ] White = y
What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = Cutie
[ ] Skirt/Skort =
[ ] Corduroy = Homoual
[ ] Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
[ ] Ripped Jeans = Emo
[ ] Camo = Cage Fighter
[ ] Jeans = Prep
[ ] Pj’s = Pimp
[ ] Cargo’s = Clown
[ ] Boxers= Brat
[ ] Booty Shorts = Female
[ ] Capris = Gangsta
[ ] Nothing = Hoe
[ ] Dickies = Weirdo
[ ] Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
[x] Sweats = Athlete
[ ] Other = Addict
What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = That Everyone Wants To Make Out With
[ ] Blonde = With A Broken Heart
[x] Black = With A y Smile
[ ] Dark Brown = With A Hot Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[ ] Red = That Likes To Have Fun
[ ] Brown = Who Loves To Be Different
[ ] Dirty Blonde/Light Brown = With A Nice Tush
[ ] Bald = With Herpes
Pick The Month You Were Born In:
[ ] January = Who Ate
[ ] February = Who Needed
[ ] March = Who Killed
[ ] April = Who Shot
[x] May = Who Shanked
[ ] June = Who Smoked With
[ ] July = Who Banged
[ ] August = Who Ran Shirtless With
[ ] September = Who Was Ran Over By
[ ] October = Who Cuddled With
[ ] November = Who Slept With
[ ] December = Who Fell In Love With
Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 1 = The Kool-Aid Man
[ ] 2 = A Dog
[ ] 3 = A Shoe
[ ] 4 = A Toothbrush
[ ] 5 = Santa Clause
[ ] 6 = The Trojan Man
[ ] 7 = Barney The Dinosaur
[ ] 8 = A e
[ ] 9 = A Star
[ ] 10 = A Bag of Weed
[ ] 11 = My lover
[ ] 12 = A Glass Of Milk
[x] 13 = A Hobo
[ ] 14 = A Stripper
[ ] 15 = A Pickle
[ ] 16 = An Orange
[ ] 17 = A Homo
[ ] 18 = A Jew
[ ] 19 = My Mom
[ ] 20 = A Lesbian
[ ] 21 = A
[ ] 22 = My Crush
[ ] 23 = An Easteregg
[ ] 24 = A Jar of Honey
[ ] 25 = A
[ ] 26 = A Bowl of Cereal
[ ] 27 = A French Fry
[ ] 28 = Your Dealer
[ ] 29 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 30 = Your Grandma
[ ] 31 = Obama
What color shirt are you wearing?
[ ] White = Because I Love
[x] Black = Because I’m y As Hell
[ ] Pink = Because The Little People Told Me To
[ ] Blue = Because I Have An AMAZING Bod
[ ] Red = Because I’m A Pimp And You’re Jealous
[ ] Polka-Dots = Because I Hate My Life
[ ] Purple = Because I’m Gay
[ ] Gray = Because I Got Dared
[ ] Green = Because I’m Good In Bed
[ ] Other = Because That’s How I Roll
[ ] Orange = Because I Smoke Crack
[ ] Turquoise = Because I Have A Noodle In My Nose
[ ] Brown = Because I Had To
First, add “I’m” or “I am” as your title, then add the rest of your answers on as you go
credits: yulhae
credits: yulhae
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