I know nobody will see my blog but sometimes, when I am bored, I go into the kitchen, I cover myself in raw salmon, and I pretend I am Japan.

Dear victim, I am sorry. I have lost at this game and now so have you! You saw or commented on my blog so you must now post the following message as your blog to continue the game (unless you have lost your youth and sense of humour:)

I know nobody will see my status but sometimes, when I am bored, I go into the kitchen, I cover myself in raw salmon, and I pretend I am Japan.