♥What are the weirdest or funniest things/moments said or done in your life?♥ ヽ(•‿•)ノ

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Author-rprotaku

Created Nov 25, 2014 21:35:56

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The Weirdest or Funniest Things Said To You

I was just thinking of that...well just because. Want to say some light hearted things to cheer up the atmosphere.

So far for me it is:

"I will stick my foot in your and put in ice afterwards"

I was just sitting in my computer class and this dude said this to me. I really didn't know what to think of it and still don't.

Don't even go there with a comment now on this XD

"I like your shoes, it matches your hair."

I mean my hair is black and my shoes are black...I suppose they match. A nice compliment indeed

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Those were the weird ones and as for funniest things. Well I have to say it come from myself. Probably because we haven't met face to face, but I'm that person who can make you laugh whether you are angry or sad. In life, you will probably think I never get sad or angry. I'm that cheerful person that smiles, because I want to see other people smile.

I only have two best-friends in real life and both of them are currently dating. Yes, I am that third wheel...but I love being the third wheel.

Here's our facebook chat from some times:

MALE BESTFRIEND :Yhu know she got dat idroid that bi have problems

Jasmine: HAAAAAA XD LMAO, That bi got 98 problems

FEMALE BESTFRIEND: Lolx, forget yall

MALE BESTFRIEND: But her power button ain't one lmao

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Jasmine: did yall have a nap today or sum?

MALE BESTFRIEND:I did but she didn't

FEMALE BESTFRIEND:He did, I didn't. I'm just a late person

Jasmine : #TEAMSTAYUPLATE

MALE BESTFRIEND: She think she batman or some sh't

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11/9, 11:08pm

Jasmine

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All I wanted for christmas was some shoes

Yet all i got was some boxers with blue clues

I still drive in my old bugatti

While these haters dancing at the same parti

I clapped my hands two times and I learned how big booties make a rhyme

It's okay, I screw two hoes at the same damn time
11/9, 11:11pm

MALE BESTFRIEND:

Lmaoo #dead
11/9, 11:11pm

FEMALE BESTFRIEND:

Noo
11/9, 11:11pm

MALE BESTFRIEND:

Bi hell
11/9, 11:11pm

Jasmine

XD HAAAAAAAA

My pants zipper was down and this looking at me like she a clown

I told the not to frown
11/9, 11:12pm

FEMALE BESTFRIEND:

Llh
11/9, 11:12pm

Jasmine

She shurgged her shoulders and whipped it out asking why the brown
11/9, 11:12pm

MALE BESTFRIEND:

is this comedy or rap
11/9, 11:14pm

Jasmine

I told her I keep my bleached, I don't like my black like es who get tanned on the beach

She shrugged her shoulders and gave me head twice

She spit out and and asked why it tasted like rice
11/9, 11:15pm

MALE BESTFRIEND:

(Crying laughing faces)
11/9, 11:15pm

FEMALE BESTFRIEND:

Lol..

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There is more and male bestfriend did jump in but I'll probably save that for another day to share XD

To me this was funny, perhaps because we know each other...so if it isn't hilarious to you, mianhe

I didn't list any events, because there are so many from a boy twerking on stage, me singing/rapping in class-even though that turned out well, uhmmm what else oh me dancing a kpop dance nobody knows, rapping growl on the bus, printing out korean boys in the library, writing in the library....roleplaying on my tablet in school...bringing a hot pocket to school, making fun of Kim Khardashian bootie pic, on the floor, making a story of my classmates, speaking korean words, and too much too tell. I do the most sometimes...all the time. But, hey that's me!

Ha, I actually wanted to do some parody rap in Idol Showtime RP in the Swagg Group. I think it would be hilarious with out roleplayers in the rp~

What are your weirdest and funniest moments or things said?

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toohigh4yew 9 years ago

My boyfriend said to me
If you don't shut up I will cut my off, cut it in a few pieces. and stuff some in your eyes, nostrils and your mouth...
And I was fangirling over Loco...

6832ae4453e8a88de8a0 9 years ago

There are too many weird things my friends and I say to even remember lol I wish I could remember all of them though haha.

Once my friend was talking about the uvula, but she couldn't remember what it was called, so our other guy friend told her, "The urethra?" as a joke and she believed him and screamed out "URETHRA!" in the middle of the hallway.

Another time she was going down the hill to wait by the buses but she slipped and then fell and rolled down the hill, everything spilling out of her bag including her tampons. Sadly I missed it but all our other friends were there lol

I know they're not about me but about my friend, but she does a lot of weird/funny things and we always tend to laugh at her pain haha

MissMysterious6 9 years ago

you just made my day.....

-baekby 9 years ago

Guy in my math class: "I'll take out your eyeballs with a rusty spoon then feed them to my pet gorillas."
He's like, the class clown, so yeah. XDD

And my cousin, who's also on rpr, once said (or meant to say) "Hadouken" but said "Hadookie." Lol

ashflower 9 years ago

Teacher: "So you move the plunger in then pull out once you feel the pressure start to settle in"
Being dirty minded isn't a sin....
It's a gift we all have.

gudetama 9 years ago

my friends:
"AYY- MY FAVORITE ASIAN!"
"Do the Asian hair."
"You are the serial killer of the class."
"Jenna with the boots with the fur!"
"JUNGKOOK MUST DIE."
"QUEEN V SHALL EXECUTE JUNGKOOK"
"eat the bread. eAT THE BREAD. /points to a piece of bread on the floor."
"Let's feed these ducks cheese-its!"
"You remind me of those inflatable arm flailing guys that sre always displayed during promotions or something."
"Aren't all countries third world countries because Earth is the third world from the Sun?"
"You are exactly like Lily from Pitch Perfect."
"tHE SOUNDS COMING FROM YOUR MOUTH HAVE BEEN THE WEIRDEST I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE"

ugh there is so many that i didn't put ;u;

621bc82b6c58cbea24eb 9 years ago

brother: it's so cold a guy's balls could shrivel up so much he gives himself a
me: yum

GDsVIPICWingz 9 years ago

I like the idea for the swag ground ^_^

-dulcet 9 years ago

I went into a maternity store wearing pjs with my guy friend (who was dressed in business casual) and somehow convinced the clerk that I was pregnant.