You Are What You Eat
Baekhyun: You're a , you know that?
Sehun: You are what you eat.
Baekhyun: What.
Sehun: What.
More Like Me
Kris: You’re attractive, gorgeous, y, intelligent, smart, charming, sophisticated, smart, fit, kind, and generous! In fact, you’re becoming more like me everyday!
Tao: …
Mistaken Identity
Xiumin: Are you Jamaican?
Xiumin: 'Cause Jamaican me crazy!
Luhan: No, I'm Chinese
Twins
Baekhyun: Do you remember when we were on the train? You stuck your head out of the window, I stuck my out of the window, and everyone thought we were twins.
Chanyeol: ...
Marshmallow
Chen: Are you a marshmallow?
Chen: Because I want to burn you over a fire.
Calendar
Tao: What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Tao: A calendar has dates.
Kris: ...
Cheap
Tao: All I’m saying is Kris works really hard and nothing here is cheap.
Luhan: Except for you.
Tao: Believe me, I’m not cheap.
Luhan: Fine, “free,” whatever.
Height
Xiumin: Will you sit down?!
Kris: I am sitting.
Xiumin: ...
Roller Coaster
Kai: Why ride a roller coaster, when you can ride me?
Luhan: Roller coasters cost less.
Sehun: Roller coasters have more thrills.
Kyungsoo: Roller coasters are fun.
Date
Xiumin: Describe your perfect date.
Chen: Well, I'd have to go with April 25.
Chen: It's not too cold or too hot, it's just right.
~More to come~
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