Name
Chen: Hey, what's your name?
Luhan: Shut the up.
Chen: Shut the up?
Chen: That's a weird name.
Our Friendship
Chen: I want you to know our friendship means a lot to me. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump out of the window, I look down and then I laugh again.
Xiumin:
Cheat
Kris: I would never cheat in a relationship.
Chen: Of course!
Chen: That would require two people to find you attractive at the same time.
Me
Kai: Spell "me".
Luhan: "M - E"
Kai: You forgot the "D".
Luhan: There's no "D" in me.
Kai: Not yet.
Most of My Friends
Suho: Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual, and well behaved.
Suho: I just want to thank you for breaking the monotony.
Chanyeol:
Invention
Chanyeol: I have an invention!
Chanyeol: Bicycles with engines!
Baekhyun: That's a motorcycle.
Spaghetti
Kai: Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Chanyeol: Are you suggesting we boil heterouals.
The D
Kai: Wanna be my boyfrien?
Kyungsoo: You forgot the d?
Kai: Don't worry about the D, baby.
Kai: You'll get that later.
Kyungsoo:
Day
Kris: What day is it?
Chen: It's today.
Kris: Shut the up.
Time
Kris: Hey, what time is it?
Chen: Time for you to get a wa-
Kris: you.
~ There Shall Be More ~
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