Your Problem
Chanyeol: I accidentally tried to say "You're Welcome" and "No Problem" at the same time.
Chanyeol: And I ended up saying "Your Problem".
Your Brother
Tao: I think I like this boy.
Kris: Really? Who?
Tao: Umm, he looks just like you.
Kris: Awww, is it me?
Tao: No, your brother.
Kris:
Bacon Strip
Chanyeol: Do you like bacon?
Baekhyun: Yeah?
Chanyeol: Wanna strip?
Smart Too
Sehun: You're the funniest and most handsome boy I've ever met.
Luhan: You only want to sleep with me...
Sehun: WOW. And smart too!
Gentleman
Suho: You need to act more like a gentleman.
Kai: !
Ghosts
Kris: I wasn't that wasted.
Lay: Are you kidding me?
Lay: You opened up a pack of tampons and said they looked like little ghosts
Lay: and you tried to "haunt" people with them.
Kris:
Appointment
Chanyeol: Hey hyung, would you like to hang out with us tomorrow?
SuHo: Sorry, but I've got a doctor’s appointment tomorrow.
Chanyeol: Just cancel it.
Chanyeol: Tell them you’re sick.
SuHo: ...
Spider
Chanyeol: Then the spider fell on my face!
Chanyeol: And I'm all. AHH! Spider!
Chanyeol: And the spider is all. AHH! Chanyeol!
Kris: ...
Poem
Chanyeol: Roses are red.
Chanyeol: Violets are red.
Chanyeol: Grass is red.
Chanyeol: Holy the field is on fire!!
Suho: ...
Chanyeol: Are you single?
Kris: No, I'm plural.
Chanyeol: I meant are you free this Friday?
Kris: No, I'm ing expensive.
Friends
Kris: Let's be more than friends!
Lay: What, best friends?
Kris: No, I mean something more than that.
Lay: Mega best friends??
Something Funny
Chen: Hey hyung! Wanna hear something funny?
Suho: Sure.
Chen: Something funny.
Food
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Baekhyun: Chanyeol, come over!!
Chanyeol: No, go away.
Baekhyun: I have food.
Chanyeol: C'ya in 10.
Shirt
Chen: Oh my god! Look at your shirt!
Luhan: What's wrong with my shirt?!
Chen: Nothing.
No Exceptions
Kris: My name is Kris, but you can call me Kris.
Kris: I don't make exceptions for strangers.
Call
Kai: My name's Kai, but you can call me tonight.
Grounded and You Know It
Suho: You know that song you like?
Sehun: Which one?
Suho: y and I Know It
Sehun: Yeah?
Suho: Well, here's one for you.
Suho: I walk in your room and this is what I see, there's a on the floor and it's staring at me. I have a rage in my stomach and I'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it... You're grounded and you know it.
Sound
Luhan: Hey, can you guys hear anything?
Kris: I can hear the sound of you shutting the up.
Seen
Kai: Haven’t I seen you some place?
Sehun: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
~Even More Soon~
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