Walmart
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Luhan: Lay? Where are you?
Lay: Driving home from Walmart. Why?
Luhan: Because you brought me to Walmart with you..
Lay: ...Oh...
Who
Sehun: Who the are you?
Tao: Who the are you?!
Sehun: I asked you first!
Tao: I asked you second!
Hurt
Chen: Hey, did it hurt?
Kris: Did what hurt?
Chen: When you broke through the earth’s crust and ascended from hell.
Hot Dog
Kai: You know, you should make a hot dog shop.
Kyungsoo: What! Why?
Kai: Because you’re good at making my wiener stand.
Mulan
Kai: Wait, is it just me, or did Shang turn gay for Mulan?
Chanyeol: Gay? She was a girl, idiot.
Kai: No, I meant before.
Chanyeol: Before, she was still a girl!
Kai: No, before he found out
Chanyeol: Still a girl!
Kai:
Tiles
Suho: Have you been waiting long?
Baekhyun: No, but did you know this place has 2,584 tiles on the ceiling?
Trampolines
Chanyeol: Friends are like trampolines.
Chanyeol:
Chanyeol:
Chanyeol: I've always wanted a trampoline.
You
Kris: Hey you.
Luhan:
Kris: Yeah you.
Luhan:
Kris: You are fabulous.
Luhan:
Kris: You are amazing.
Luhan:
Kris: You are so attractive.
Luhan: Stop talking to the mirror.
911
Lay: I need help, immediately!
911: Yes, what's your emergency?
Lay: I lost my phone!!
Kaiwaii
Sehun: Did you know Hawaii moves 4 inches closer to japan every year?
Chanyeol: Then soon would it be Kawaii?
Kai: Don’t you mean Kaiwaii?
Bat
Sehun: When I said "I'd hit that" I meant with my bat...
Short
Kris: Damn, you’re short.
Kyungsoo: Well so is your .
~Still Many More To Come~
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