Magic Trick
Kai: Wanna see a magic trick?
Sehun: Only if you make yourself disappear.
Love, True Love, Showing Off
Sehun: Hyung what’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Kai: Oh that’s simple.
Kai: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Sehun:
69
Suho: So tell me how you got in trouble again?
Kai: When I was in Math the teachers asked, “What comes after 69?”
Kai: And apparently “I do!” isnt the right answer.
Short
Suho: Don’t make fun of me because I’m short.
Kris: What?! I would never stoop that low
5 Minutes
*texting*
Xiumin: Kris?
Kris: I'll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again
Nonfictional Feelings
Lay: So what are you doing?
Suho: Having some very nonfictional feelings about fictional characters.
Suho: I mean reading...
K
Sehun: Wanna know a secret?
Luhan: Sure.
Sehun: When I first saw you, I thought you were the most handsome boy in the world. And I still do.
Luhan: K.
Sehun: How about you shove that K up your .
Who's Drunk
Baekhyun: Guess who's drunk?!
Sehun: I guess Baekhyun.
Baekhyun: You guess right!
A Lot Of
Kai: I have a confession to make.
Kai: I have a lot of .
Sehun: Yeah, we know.
Kai: Only because I just told you.
Joy
Chanyeol: I set fires to feel joy.
Baekhyun: That's adorable.
Candy?
Kai: I have a surprise for you.
Chanyeol: Really? Is it candy?
Kai: No but you can it.
Chanyeol: ……..
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Sehun: Are you still mad at me?
Luhan: Twinkle twinkle little star.
Sehun: How I wonder what you are?
Luhan: Wish I could hit you with my car.
Sehun: Okay, you're still mad.
THEHUNS
Chen: Hey wassup?
Sehun: I’m watching Mulan, Want to join?
Chen: Sure!
~~~~~~~~ Later in the movie ~~~~~~~~~~
Chen: LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
Chen: TO DEFEAT
Chen: THEHUNS
Sehun: That’s insulting.
Ugly
Chanyeol: Do you think I'm cute?
Sehun: No.
Chanyeol: Am I handsome?
Sehun: No.
Chanyeol: Does that mean I'm y?
Sehun: No, it means you're ugly.
Not Drunk
Baekhyun: Wow, you're really drunk right now.
Chanyeol: I'm not drunk, you're just blurry.
~...Still More~
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