Hey guys what's up ... first of all i wanna say thank you all for the support in my previous blogs and even if they werent meant to be funny i just wanted to explain myself aparently ppl rly enjoyed it and some asked for more stuff like that , so i decided to make my blog section into smt like stories about myself and events that happened in my life and hopefully you can laugh your off bc of my stupidity ^^.
Ok so this time i will say how i learned the hard way that making fun of your teacher is not good ... especially if you're in 3rd grade :))...
I dont know how in other countries is school but in my country you have to learn a 2nd language in school since early grades .. and for me it was in 3rd grade .. and it was french ... ing french ! ... dont get me wrong i have nothing against the language or ppl that speaks it .. i just dont like it ... i tried and in all my school years i didnt learned anything i was the most stupid kid in school when it came to this class .... and yeah im not ashamed to admit :))))))
Anyway , we got in class a teacher comes in and tells us to be quiet and nice cuz our new french teacher is coming. From the kids in other classes we understood she is everything thats bad on earth , nothing is worse than her .. and i was like ... come on how bad can she be .... man i was so stupid.
She came in and we saw her ... a fosil :))))) no rly she was like over 50 old and was rly tall ... and kinda skinny ... but dont let this fool you ... she was Satan in flesh and bones .... and thats how we will call her for the rest of the story. Satan came in sat af her desk and introduced herself ... her name was Rata... that in my language means what it is in english duck ... so yeah i tought its funny i mean srsly ... your nane is duck dont expect 3rd grade kids not to make fun of you.
One kid when he heard her name started to laugh ... we didnt expected to see her react like that but i saw her going to that kid and slapped him so hard that idk but for some reason i saw his spit fly away in slow motion :)))).
Of course seeing that we were like O_O wtf dude .... shes crycry .
Anyway ... the lesson started and by now we all were scared of her ... Satan always had this habbit when she was writting at the table and if she was hearing something she would be like " i hear voices ! " well give the woman a prise she figured out she can hear voices .. more awkward woudve been if she coud hear colours or smt o_O.
And for some reason ... idk why the but me beeing retard when she said that i was like " quack " .... I DONT KNOW WHY I SAID THAT NOT EVEN TODAY I JUST DID :))))))))
So it was like
Satan : i hear voices
Shin : quack
Just imagibe the look on my classmates's faces when they heard that knowing Satan will go now in full rage mode :))
But for some reason she didnt reacted so bad ... she turned around and she told me to get up... you can imagine that my legs were like noodles now :)) i sat up and she was like ... take the book and read from bla bla page something ... by that time i was already feeling my ears stuffed and i was hearing like in echo :)) but she repeated again ... Read ! .... and as she said that idk why but i started to laugh :)) .... and not that kind of normal laugh .... i was laughing loud and i coudnt even stop .... close your eyes and try to imagine that scene for a second :)))).
When she saw that she was like " do you take me for a fool ?" ... and she told me to go at her desk .... and here i was ... the ultimate faceoff ... Shin vs Satan :))) ... the way she looked at me ... you coudve read on her face how bad she would wanna kill me :))) .
She took her stick and told me to show her my palm ... i did and when she tried to hit me i moved my hand :)) i mean wtf by how hard she slapled the gut before i coudve imagine what she could do to my hand with a stick so i dodged it :)))) .... and the stick hit her leg .... that moment guys ... little shin knew he's ed :)) ... i could see my life before my eyes :)) .... i was looking at her and i could see her face turning red ... her glasses getting blurry .. the way she was trying to hold in and the veins on her neck ... i stood there hoping nothing will haplen but a second later Satan went full godzilla mode ... she finally started to scream and she got up ... when i saw her getting up and lifting her stick i was like this :)) and yes i ran :))... i ran out the class and school and went home :)))) the next day the principal asked me why i left ... other kids told him as well abt her and what she does but even so no one did anything ... she was still our french teacher and did french with her till 8th grade when i went to highschool :))) .
So thats all and i hope u guys wont do the same thing as i did :))))
Anyway thank you guys again for support and again .. not all my stories will be funny and stuff .. i wont lie and make up stuff just to make it more funny , maybe making up stuff and lying would make it funnier but it means i would disrespect who reads it and that .
Ok bye guys and see ya later ^^
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