free au prompts

just random ones off the top of my head

1. I accidentally clicked on this ad that said I could win $100,000,000 if I clicked it and it actually happened so OMG HOW TF DO I GET RID OF THIS MONEY HELP!!!
2. I left for years without notice and suddenly became some kind of popular for something. Now you think I'm too stuck up to talk to you, but that's not the case (or maybe it is).
3. After talking online, we discovered that we're both in the same hospital and have been here for the same amount of time, we're even on the same floor, yet we have never met... Do we really want to though?
4. Hey, so I know you're a fitness geek and, believe me, I suport you, but I'm not bout that life and I never was. I didn't want to offend or upset you before, but I'mma need you to stop asking me to work out with you. I can't keep up with you no more.
5. So I know you told me not to call you and you told me you never wanted to see me again but my car just got stolen and I kinda lived in there so I was hoping you could maybe possibly help me out. I promise nothing will happen...for real this time!
6. Even though there are so many obvious signs that you're a super hero and you're in love with me, I'm going to pretend I don't know for s and giggles.
7. Okay I know it looks like I'm breaking and entering but I actually live here and my friend/relative locked me out... I really need to finish my essay before midnight, and I really need to pee, so please don't call the cops.
8. You only agreed to fake date me because I'm paying you, but would you perhaps be willing to fake marry me? And no- we can't get out of this one by "breaking it off" like last time. They're startigg to get suspicious.
9. My kid and your kid go to the same school and are friends, but that doesn't mean we're friends. Please, don't make it awkward.
10. You know how I said I'd teach you how to drive? Well I didn't know my life would be on the line when I did that. Why don't we look into driving school?
11. What kind of getaway driver can't drive?!
    I need you to help me fake my death and get me out of the country, can I trust you to fulfill your duty?
12. So I know we're famous and in a group together, but I don't want to be in the group with you. It's nothing personal, but I think my, uh, talents are... better suited for another kind of group... I'm gonna go now.
13. I like you, you are my friend, but will you please, for the love of god, shut the hell up.
14. You think you ed up, wait 'til you hear what I did yesterday.
15. Hey, you know how you told me I was too fat for that dress and I said "watch me werk that "? ...You were right. Help me out?
16. Dude my parents are home! Oh wait, I'm grown... Oh wait, this is illegal! And my parents are home! Help me hide it!
17. It is my week to have the kids and I'm here to pick them up. Where are they? Why won't you let me see them?
18. You are royalty yet you let that go to waste...for shame.
19. Can you at least call before you come over?
20. This is going to sound a little crazy and a little scary, but I found an alien's crashed spaceship and now I'm pregnant...what do I do?