Hey guys ... did u ever felt like wanting to punch a hole into someone ? Well ... actually i never felt like that , im rather the calm type of pokemon .. i mean human ... but my friend rly got angry this time and i cant blame her.
Few days ago i saw my friend really upset when she got home , i asked het what's wrong and .... a little advice ? Guys out there.. if u ever see a girl upset dont .... DONT .. for your own sake dont ask her whats wrong ... ok so i asked her whats wrong and she started to talk ... i mean the first 45 mins was rather ok but the next two hourse i was like o_o? The whole time and when she was looking at me i would do a smart face like i understand and nod in agreement.
Short story she had a boyfriend for quite a long time ... she left the country with some stuff to do and came back after a bit more than a month, when she came back her boyfriend was already seeing someone else... and boys would probably be now like ...man he is a boy , we boys like having girls around ....
Well im a boy as well and i dont act like that. I honestly dont get it ... if a girl cheats she is a , a . if a guy cheats he is a bad , a playboy, a hunter .... well go hunt some bunnies in the desert and hope a anaconda will eat you ... pretty sure bunnies and anacondas dont live in the desert tho .... o_O?
If i have to turn it around , a girl woudnt cheat on you if you would give her more attention and stop playing minecraft and fapping to your brother's all day long.
Dont get me wrong i dont defend any part ... clearly there are boys who are jackasses ... *rises hand himself* :)))) ... and girls who are just the same as bad but because of those ppl lets not think everyone is the same. Lets not judge a country because a single person .... no , lets not go that far i feel like running for president :)))
So after talked with my friend and calmed her down a bit and convinced not to nuke the whole population we decided to go out. Just a little note... the whole time , like almost 4 hourse she kept trying to contact him but he was replying with ty texts and saying to stop contacting him cuz its over.
So the day almost ended and i got dark, we decided to go home and while going home we passed by a dude that knew the jackass and ofcourse it told him that she was out with a guy. We got home and she started getting messages like
" is this who you really are ? Already forgot what was between us ? "
" so you already found someone else ? "
" replaced me so quick ?"
Is it just me who hates those kind of messages or there are others out there too ?
I mean dude can u be more patethic ? A hour ago u said yourself is over and now you send that ? Are you retarded or what ? And funny if that guy is actually retarded he finds out abt this and sews me ... dude pls dont , im scared ... i .. i will give you my lego collection .... :))))
So after that he was like " we need to talk , now" and of course i didnt left her go all alone ... i mean who knew what the retard could do. So we go and enter a shop thats open , we take boxed juice ... the type of juice that its in a cardboard box and u use a straw to drink it ... rly love that . And we wait. Btw note ,he didnt knew me , never saw me or even knew we (me and her) are so close, share the house and stuff. At some point she sees him in front of the shop and he wants to enter but spots me and he suddnly stops :))) now dnt think i wanna show off or smt , im in fact rly innocent :)) but if u see me the first time that wont be the first impression , i mean i have 10 years of kickbox to back me up , the reason why superman stoped wearing his over his pants is cuz he ted them seeing me :))) no jking , that was probably from buritos ... but anyway u got the point :)). so he sees me and doesnt enter , he calls someone , probably to come and acompany him :)) idk.. help him whipe his pants but whoever called him i think said no cuz he made a "im ed" face then slowly enterig :)). He got in and they start to talk , i was there moving my eyes from one to another sippig from my straw like that type of guy who is ur best friend and everyone thinks he is dumb ... like eunji's vest friend in Sassy girl , the one who coudnt touch others. I was there listening to them and i found it rly funny when he was talking he was trying so hard not to look at me :))) his whole body , brain was like No! Look straight forward.
And ofc thinking she was dating me he started with s like
"I feel realy bad right now "
" i never meant to hurt you"
"I want us back together "
And like that , and funny how after all the i want you back speech when he finally looked at me and i was there with my calm and dumb look from my straw , we made eye contact and i could see his soul leaving his body ... taking the laguages saying this im out and leaving to hawai beeing a coconut belly dancer :)))
He saw me , we made eye contact and he was like
" but if youre happy now im happy for you "
Like dude wtf ? Make up your mind already , u want her back or not ? :))
Anyway after that we went back home , we laughed it off and his new girlfriend found out and left him :)) everyone is happy now.
In conclusion ... boy or girl , dont cheat ... it doesnt shows how cool u are cuz u can have as many boys/girls as u want , it just shows what a trashbag u are.
Peace out and love u guys ^^ <3
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