Don't eat and laugh

Trigger warning : plantain banana gore

Okay, so this is a story that happened a few years ago, but I just remembered it and it made me laugh. I always share it with all the friends I make, so I thought I'd share it here.

So one day, I was eating plantains, minding my own business. Those plantains were pretty damn good, let me tell you, but that's not the point of the story.
My sister and I were making each other laugh and stuff. While eating plantains. So far, so good.
But things get problematic when she makes me laugh when I'm swallowing a piece of that delicious, sweet and warm banana.
She makes me laugh so hard that the plantain ends up... Going up my nose. Yes, a whole piece of plantain banana.
So, at this point, I'm torn between laughing because my sister is a funny little and I have banana up my nose, and crying because I ing have banana up my nose, and this is painful.
So, I do my best to remain calm and spend the following twenty minutes trying to blow out the banana that's clogging up my nose (thankfully, it was in only one nostril, or there was very little banana in the other nostril). I may or may not have bled.

So, the moral of the story is: don't eat and laugh. This actually just happened to me with yogurt (not a whole bunch in my nose so it wasn't that bad), and it has happened with various liquids, including sparkling water (that hurts).