Second batch of plots for pm~

First part of plots + rping specifications: Blog 1

Job AUs:

General

• ‘Hey bastard this store is already closed oh wait you’re hot never mind please do come in’ AU
• ‘I’m on the verge of tears because of a rude customer and you step in and stand up for me’ AU
• ‘I can feel you silently judging me as you ring up my purchases I swear I’m not using these for their intended purpose’ au
• ‘Why does this cost TEN DOLLARS THIS IS AN OUTRAGE’ AU

Hairdresser AU

• ‘You’re my regular customer and I’m in love with the feel of your hair’ AU
• “Rumor has it that you’re a hairdresser with magic fingers and you can fix any bad hair day so that’s why I’m here’ AU

Gift store AU

• ‘Why the are you choosing that for a gift to your crush’ AU

• ‘You walk in and offer to pay me to wrap your gifts’ AU

Florist AU

• ‘I work as a florist and every day you walk in, buy one flower and give it to me’ AU

• ‘I work part-time in a flower shop and you keep asking me about what this flower means in flower language and I honestly don’t know so you end up giving me a lesson’ AU

Jewellery shop AU

• ‘You walk in and ask for the most expensive piece are you loaded to the gills what the man’ AU
• ‘I’m the employee and this is the first time ever I’ve met you but you buy me a necklace saying the gem compliments my eyes’ AU

Coffee Shop AU

• I write a bad pick up line on your cup every time I’m your barista’ AU
• ‘You’re the customer and you get back at me for all the times I’ve spelt your name wrong by mispronouncing my name in increasingly horrible ways’ AU
• ‘You’re really short and cute and you buy a cup of black coffee every morning but you make weird faces as you sip it and you never finish your drink are you trying to look mature or something’ AU
• ‘Should I be concerned about how much caffeine you’re taking in’ AU

Bakery AU

• ‘Your love of strawberry shortcake really doesn’t match your appearance but i still think that’s really cute’ AU

• ‘Every morning you walk in and inhale deeply then walk back out seriously just buy something already’ AU 

Drug Store/Chemist AU

• ‘You embarrassedly place your items into the counter so I call a price check just to make you feel more awkward, but it turns out one of your items were actually overpriced’ AU

Bartender AU

• ‘You’re the bartender and you catch someone slipping something into my drink’ AU
• ‘I ask you to concoct something from all the ingredients on the list i gave you and it ends up tasting so horrible and wrong that i can’t stop laughing’ AU

Teacher AU

• We’re both teachers and at the end of the year we compare how many gifts we’ve received from students and you’ve won for the past three years’ AU
• ‘Romeo and Juliet of the math and english dept. in school’ AU

Writer AU

• I’m a writer and when it gets close to my deadlines I neglect taking care of myself so you’ll pop in my house every so often to make sure I’m doing okay’ AU

Fast food Chain AU

• ‘You just ordered a smile and I look at you like you’re bat insane before bursting out into laughter’ AU

• ‘You’re an employee and I have a crush on you so when you hand me the soft serve I accidentally grab it by the ice cream instead of the cone’ AU

• ‘We have a free refill policy for soft drink and you’ve prepared several empty bottles what the ’ AU

Corner Shop AU

• ‘I see you come in here every day to buy the same drink and one day I leave a message on the bottle’ AU
• ‘You run in looking really panicked and you ask for 6 gallons of milkwhy’ AU

Restaurant AU

• ‘You’re a famous critique and I’m a server and I get so nervous that I trip and spill the dish all over you’ AU
• ‘You’ve always been a good cook so I encouraged your start your own restaurant and seven years down the track you own one of the most successful businesses’ AU

Idol/Manger AU

• ‘I’m your manager and holy you have crazy fans’ AU
• ‘You’re an idol and you got the lead role in a romance drama and you practice at my expense’ AU
• ‘Can you please act appropriately do you know just how many of your ups I’ve had to cover up last week’ AU 

Firefighter AU

• ‘You’ve just been saved from a burning building and you’re begging to go back in to save your pet cat’ AU
• “No that’s impossible how the did you manage to get it to catch fire?!” AU

Line Operator AU

• ‘I called you because I was curious and wow you have a very soothing voice can you please sing me to sleep’ AU
• ‘I have a very cute neighbour and very thin walls and one day I call you and err your moans are very synchronised with my neighbour’s’ AU