okay a funny one this time

even though I'm freezing bc the heat is off in my house or smth bc I guess public housing is a piece of 95% of the time - oh wait that's true :" " )

funny story but might bother people ??? ??  if it does please hop in the other direction, this contains like my type of humour - borderline offensive. ngl I make 1000000 jokes about my uality on a regular basis and it usually gets laughs but there's aLWAYs that one person who thinks I'm s e r i o u s I cry

it's not a bad joke or derogatory in anyway I promise -- muaaH ON WITH THE STORY

 

so I was in the library yesterday at lunch and I was with my cousin who's in my grade, lucky me a friend who has to be with me at all time hAH. we were just sitting and talking about weird coNTROVERSIal (?????!?!?!??) things like god and radical islamic terrorism, which is the usual with us, when I went

"So, I was at Tims today and the guy serving me was so ing cute like, he looked like someone I used to kick with, but he was still so pretty I had to just stop and appreciate the beauty."

and we went back and forth as I describe the Adonis who served me my peppermint white chocolate mocha and this was a pretty loud and expressive talk tbh which was probably noT GOOd for a library. but here's where it gets cheeky- this guy who's also a senior, and i've known him for the better part of four years now and we're relatively close to each other, is across from us and casually adds

"Hey F--- (my real name, that's hush hush hoes), thought you were gay"

my cousin and i stared at him for a moment before cracking tf up, i'm not joking. wE WERE LIKE SPLAYED ON THE TABLE NEAR TEARS BC IT WAS SO RANDOMMMM

now i've never like come out come out to my classmates, even though i talk about liking  super openly, but i had no like official labels to my classmates so they just assume i'm as gay as the double rainbows. me being the dickhead jokester i am said,

"Yeah, Mondays through Thursdays and from 9-4 on Fridays I am relatively gay, mate."

anD THE LOOK HE GAVVE ME

I THINK HE THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS- BLANK STARE WITH HIS MOUTH KINDA HANGING OPEN WHILE MY COUSIN AND I WERE C R Y I N G AT THIS POINT

i told him the t r u t h of course, he then proceeded to ask the "if you're a same  relationship aren't you gay now and not pan  i I I i i..?????!?!????,/"

i fELT SO BAD FOR HIM BUt then today he asked me how the last full gay day of the week was going nd we both like crashed against a wall laughing so loud idk this is my grad quote as of right now and it lifted my emo spirits i'm sO HAAPPpypdfjksdjjkf ok byE