◆ han l. 23 minutes ago Reply 

schatz, das wichtigste zuerst. mein deutsch ist sehr monoton. und ja, du bist ein ruck. und ich wusste nicht, dass du mich geliebt hast, aber ich bin froh, dass ich es jetzt weiß. weil das gefühl zurückgegeben wird. und ich werde nicht mit jemand anderem - alles, was ich wirklich mit dir sein will, ist du. Ich bin sehr kitschig, tschüss, lol. keine notwendigkeit, mich zu danken, denn aus all den jungs, die ich gesehen habe, habe ich dich gejagt - du hast mich auch entschieden. aber die hölle, alles, was ich dich fragen will, ist das, auch wenn du mich nicht verstehen kannst, willst du nur mein? meine freundin, mein schatz.

◇ taeyeon k. 3 seconds ago Reply 

◆ han l. 27 seconds ago Reply
◇ joohyun b. [h] [A] 2 seconds ago Reply
Seriously Mama, you don't need a man most of the time cx

lu you're dating my daughter 
don't ever break her heart
i don't want to remember what happened to her last time

◆ han l. 2 minutes ago Reply 

are you squirtle?
because you are 我的 type

◆ han l. Jun 18, 2017 16:48:48 Reply History 

yEAH OKAY. IM NOT THE MOST "OPEN" PERSON WITH MY FEELINGS BUT BRO. when you were like "i like you and you like someone else" i was all like "wait ???? how is that possible i thought it was totally obvious i liked you too wtf" no, luhan, thats just because you at showing people that they are special to you individually. i mean ! hell, i call you schatz. that's a pet name for couples in germany, so i thought it was kind of obvious. i don't call anyone else by a nickname sO. anyways -- yeah, it was funny because i never EVER considered liking... you??? of all people. you were always that one person that was basically friends with everyone and i just kinda... hung around my own friends. but bOY WAS I WRONG. i was looking at baekhyun's birthday padlet for you and i said something like "we don't talk much but..." and just, wow man. it's weird because not so long after that is when we did start talking, and then jongin found these icons of us and started shipping us. i probably never could've become this close to you without his help so, may the lord of bts bless him bc honestly bts helped too lol. you were always someone i admired because of your bubbly attitude and just how your mood can just affect everyone's here. it was awesome, and jongin took that in another way and - yeah. so when we actually started TALKING TALKing it was great because it was so EASY to talk to you. but... now that i'm actually saying how i feel, i have a lump in my throat. and, you know why jongin and eunhee are so involved in this right now? that's how jongin was with soojung. he really liked her, but it was hard for him to say so. so he's making me do it, pmsl. 
this is long, but thats okay... yeah?
its pretty late for me now - i am near jongin so i have his time. and it's nearly 2am jesus --
i'll probably sleep after this. 
but know this -- schatz. i feel like it isnt us to say something totally romantic and cheesy and thats literally all i am so i'm having troubles so i'll just say this.
to me, you are oranges. ha. 
k that was gross
gnight, maybe-

◇ somin j. Jun 18, 2017 0:52:26 Reply History 

BISH HELLO IM HERE TO INVADE YOUR WALL BECAUSE MY HUSBAND DARED ME TO. LOL JK 
I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU OKAY, DO NOT EVER CHANGE BECAUSE I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY MERCEDES DO YOU UNDERSTAND. LOLOLOL JK PLS DONT KILL ME
ANYWAYS I GOTTA POST A LONG MESSAGE AND HERE IT IS.

I MISSED YOU MAH HOMIE, LET'S BOND SOME TIME DUDE. I CANT GO TO YOUR SCHOOL BECAUSE SO FAR AWAY AND NEITHER DO YOU. ;;;;; WHAT IS THIS IS THIS LDB? LONG DISTANCE BESTFRIEND MYGOD. SMH LIFE. ANYWAYS I THINK THIS IS NOT LONG ENOUGH BUT YEAH BUT SRLSY, FIND SOMEONE WHO'LL LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE OKAY? ISTG IF SOMEONE HURT YOU ILL BEAT THEM UP >:(((( EVEN THOUGH IM A GIRL ILL BEAT A GUYS OKAY

I MISS YOU HOMIE AND PLS COME BY ANYTIME :'''))) LET'S BOND AND FANGIRL IN EACH KPOP VIDEOS BECAUSE YEAH THAT'S OUR DATE LET US ALSO SHOP TOGETHER.
:''')) IF WE HAVE MONEY BECAUSE HONESTLY WE'RE BOTH BROKE. RIP

ANYWAYS THATS ALLL ILOVEYOU MAH HOMIEEEEE <3333
OOC AND IC WISE

get ur self a man who can do both
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1a/77/0d/1a770d9ce55f2da6786be86554ceee8d--luhan-abs-exo-luhan.jpg
https://68.media.tumblr.com/d45fa173a67af996103155864dc77a87/tumblr_n2vhccPLSd1sjuoxio1_500.jpg

GUESS WHOS GIRLFRIEND LOOKS GREAT IN HER LAST MV
aggressively points at myself

luhan likes you a lot
when we were on vacation he would headbutt me and mumble
"i lowkey miss irene help"

o u o
i am so happy i pushed the two of you together
the ONE time my matchmaking doesn't turn out to be complete

i saw that irene and luhan were having a long conversation and went "aw they're friends i never see them talk" 

i was looking for icons for a friend of mine, and then i saw one and thought "wow this would go really well with this luhan icon" and i put then together and was "pOOSBDBWJEVEH THEY WOULD LOOK GREAT TOGETHER" so i sent the pictures to luhan and he was like "wow they match so well" and i said
"you should date so i can put you on the couples' list"
and he was like "smh no"
but it became a joke between the two of us?? and i looked more into lurene and was like 
"u 2 should date ー and i'm being serious"
and luhan gave me this LOOK and i laughed and kept bugging him
and then when i told the rp he was like "oH my god please don't"
and i just kept going 
and then he saw this bts meme and sent it to me and i said "you should send it to irene she likes bts a lot" and he did it 
it was the simba one
and then i just sort of 
thought that bts was a good way to bond irene and luhan so i hacked luhan's account and put a meme on irene's wall and he was like "oH MY GOD THATS SO WEIRD HOW AM I GONNA EXPLAIN THIS" because he overthinks like that but he was pretty relieved that you replied or said SOMETHING bc it would've been awk af
and then you guys kept talking and click clack bada bing bada boom
you're dating

◆ jongin k. [A] 9 seconds ago Reply
ireaene

shaking up ur heart is my ultimate goal for each day

you won't ever fail me, schatz

points aggressively at irene
u cuTE

judging with your friend like
http://68.media.tumblr.com/1fa80e2f4048f160020e18ab7038ea83/tumblr_ot404yGDKo1tip1fuo1_500.jpg

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 15 seconds ago Reply 
how to: look as good as irene

step one:
you can't

elle est très exquise dans tout ce qu'elle fait

sie ist sehr exquisit in allem, was sie tut

when someone says you have a black heart
http://68.media.tumblr.com/3e5eca516c2484c1b491736b9be76de9/tumblr_orxmdqXHTf1tip1fuo1_500.jpg

when someone says they can pay for your food
http://68.media.tumblr.com/10216969568a833acecb66e9f21b9396/tumblr_oryujxwnBs1tip1fuo1_500.jpg

irene has such meme expressions

schatz looks like an engel

she looks so sassy 
and has a great face

i'm not a monogamist i guess ?? never tried polyamory but like
that requires sharing irene
and i'm not ok with that

cheating requires two people to like me
i only have one and i'm pretty content with that

why would i date anyone else though

◆ jongin k. [A] 1 minute ago Reply
luhan, when referring to irene: schatz (treasure)
luhan, when referring to jongin: hündin ()

your future is pretty bright since you're with irene

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 1 hour ago Reply 

honey
you've impressed me a long time ago

u h no you're too precious
you're like this priceless vase - but you're made of rubber
but 
breakable

BAEJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
HSJDIEJEJDHEIWIDBSJWEB
JOOJOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN

i just love you so much that you are going to be inbetween death and life all the tiiimmmee

◇ joohyun s. 39 seconds ago Reply
lurene is literally my fave

i love youuuuuuu

irene: being all deep 
luhan: what

i didn't think i'd date anyone let alone IRENE
i mean wow
that's like going straight from unemployed to being the ceo to sm entertainment

like
i wanna hate lurene so much because she's MY WIFEY and she is being corrupted by MY BROTHER
but
its too cute

i also just really love teasing lurene

bloosh bloosh
o //// u //// o
i'm a wife of a beautiful woman!

i think you like ー committed homocide in your past life to get me :")

colder than the sun
yet way brighter

Cute Cabage Kid (Bae Joohyun)