❛ yein jung。
John is my man tho

❛ yein jung。
jae: no he's bottom
also johnny: has activated my drive like ten times

❛ yein jung。
❛ jaehyun jung。[A]
id johnny n make him have my kids

❛ naeun son。
johnny makes me speechless

❛ jaehyun jung。[A]
dude im straight

❛ jinri choi。
dUde iM stRaIgHt
also talks about ing Johnny

❛ naeun son。
if you had to choose who to have a with, who would it be?
❛ naeun son。
for men, it'd be taemin and johnny

❛ chungha kim。
I was gonna say jae and Johnny too

❛ jinri choi。
jae, johnny and I towering over chungha in the middle

❛ yein jung。
wow, youngho giving me a warning makes me- fans self.

❛ jinri choi。
whatever young hoe

❛ yein jung。
yes please daddy youngho

❛ yein jung。
but my hormones for youngho are busting out the roof

❛ yein jung。
youngho, stop. I want to be the only one kissing you tonight I’m
❛ yein jung。
because those lips are like a goddamn drug to me. what else?

❛ naeun son。
it's alright, johnny. i'll cash that in later

❛ yein jung。
naeun, are you planning on kissing my man john

❛ yein jung。
I’ll attack you with my kisses,

❛ youngho seo。
oh please. you’re a brat.

❛ yein jung。
YOUNGHO IM YOUR BRAT

❛ naeun son。
because yein and johnny are freaky,

❛ yein jung。
SEO YOUNGHO give me a kiss-
❛ yein jung。
it’s serious when I call you by your full name please

❛ changmin shim。
johnny, could i get you to do some dirty work on lisa for me?

❛ youngho seo。
i could do some dirty work on /you/, perhaps, officer.

❛ yein jung。
youngho can you do dirty work on me too im
❛ yein jung。
officer shim is putting his hands on my man John I’m gonna cry

❛ yein jung。
, I’m always needy when it comes to someone named seo youngho.

❛ naeun son。
johnnys always making me ing speechless i hate it damnit

❛ naeun son。
you're sweet, johnny. i like that

❛ yein jung。
youngho is not sweet uhm

❛ yein jung。
false. the only drug I take is seo youngho

❛ yein jung。
“wait your turn”? GOD I’m so

❛ yein jung。
scribbles a heart on youngho’s arm

❛ yein jung。
banana milk. banana milk! she can’t manage to say much else, making tired grabby hands at youngho.

❛ baekhyun byun。
imitates yein
"NONONO I AM THE KINKIEST OMO JOHNNY BABY KISS ME"

❛ yein jung。
i would kiss youngho sober tho like

❛ baekhyun byun。
who wouldn't

❛ yein jung。
stop he's mine
❛ yein jung。
baekhyun hands off my man

❛ baekhyun byun。
i don't see your name on him

❛ yein jung。
you got promoted to husband

❛ kyungsoo do。
deadpans at yein and sprays the drunken wild out of her

❛ changmin shim。
i agree, youngho is much more of a good boy than yein is a good girl.

❛ yein jung。
...yeah, maybe johnny is my favorite. is that a bad thing? she puffs her cheeks.

❛ chaeyoung park。
❛ soyeon jeon。
❛ youngho seo。
i don’t really care to question about certain things, all i know is that i’ve seen some creepy unexplainable .

you mean yein's affinity for weird kinks

❛ yein jung。
comes back with ice cream. yessssss

❛ joohyun bae。
is it youngho's cream

❛ lalisa manoban。[A]
No one wants to drink your weird, frozen concoction, Yein.

❛ yein jung。
youngho babyyyy I would chop my liver for you

❛ youngho seo。
luckily i want you to keep your liver intact

❛ baekhyun byun。
how to get away with murder: date both the officer and the private investigator

❛ yein jung。
stuffs a pancake in youngho’s mouth tho

❛ yein jung。
clings to youngho’s leg

❛ youngho seo。
i am not your weird fake clone baby daddy.

❛ chanyeol park。
[] why do i hear shotguns going off when johnny and yein talking about marriage hmmm lmao jk

❛ yein jung。
can I bone youngho,,,,

❛ yein jung。
wow, if youngho could see in subtitles. “yein stares at the male [with very loving eyes].”

❛ changmin shim。
“... youngho,” he begins, intrigue growing across his countenance. “if we have , will her jealousy make her come back?”

❛ changmin shim。
no chance, yugyeom. my cuffs have been stolen far too many times by the private investigator.

❛ yein jung。
[ call to husband ♡ ]
[ call declined ]
[ going to voicemail... ]

of course, it wasn’t as if the deceased male could somehow awaken from his eternal slumber and answer her call, though a slight ember inside of her glowed and still hoped it would have happened. fingers tremble in their grasp on her phone, and the girl begins to gnaw at her trembling, rose-stained tiers as she listens to the male’s saccharine voice over his pre-recorded voicemail. tears flow steadily, though there is no audible cry as she listens to her beloved’s voice one last time—after all, sometimes silence can be considered the loudest scream.

❛ youngho seo。
[ automatic voicemail message playing ]

“can’t answer now, leave a message at the beep. or don’t. whatever.” the private investigator’s deep raspy voice flows like warm honey from the other end of the line, radiating in his distant sounding tone of teasing proclivity and feigned carelessness to which he used to always bicker with his poor abandoned lover. that is, when he was actually alive to do so. now he is forever trapped in loops of faintly muffled recorded messages and fond old memories. “..unless you are jung yein. then just come annoy me in person. thanks.”

❛ jinri choi。
Yein: calls Johnny
The phone: hi welcome to chilli's

❛ youngho seo。
yanks harshly at yein’s hair.
don’t be stupid.

❛ baekhyun byun。
youngho: yanks yein’s hair
yein: s

❛ yein jung。
❛ lalisa manoban。 [A]
❛ chanyeol park。
investigator: job is to follow up on certain

❛ yein jung。
❛ jimin park。
❛ youngho seo。
good evening thot

the same energy as "bEGONE, THOT"

❛ yein jung。
clings to youngho's legs in desperation.

❛ yein jung。
slyly tries to snap a photo of pouting youngho, but ends up having flash on.

❛ yein jung。
if anyone’s killing youngho, it’s gonna be me.

❛ yein jung。
slips a folded up note that says "i hate you, ♡" into youngho's pocket.

❛ youngho seo。
glances over the note yein gave, growling spiteful little nothings under his breath before scribbling a note in response and tossing it across the way at yein’s face. “i hate you more, . leave me alone! >:(”

❛ yein jung。
she stops moving for a moment, trying her best not to fidget as the male wipes at her tears.
you're a therapist, baekhyun? shiny marble eyes seem to light up in glee before the girl sips at her flask once more. speaking of youngho - this is actually his, hehe. with a bright grin etched across her face, she waves the flask in her hand.
❛ yein jung。
my flask - my poor baby, seo youngho! how could you - how could you steal my beloved flask, my beloved artifact of him???
she speaks between hiccups, ears a tinge of rose alongside her personality switch a huge indicator of her inebriated state, arms only tightening around baekhyun.

❛ chanyeol park。
brrrrr why have the ac on when you just have johnnys ice cold words man....

❛ yein jung。
i-i've been divorced i'm -
❛ yein jung。
what about our child, honey???
❛ yein jung。
w-we were going to name him johnny jr., yeah???

❛ yein jung。
❛ jinri choi。
None of us will know what's going on with john and yein
❛ jinri choi。
thats just an enigma
❛ jinri choi。
if anyone ever finds out the truth the universe finna kill u

❛ youngho seo。
yeho are just beefing

❛ jinri choi。
beefing aka ing aka actually fighting aka wtf aka nah we good but him/her but I love u don't go

❛ chungha kim。
johnny im like dang... he usually like brat tamer 9000 now he like GIMME MY

❛ youngho seo。
@❛ yein jung。 [ text to blocked contact ]
– [this number can no longer receive messages]

❛ yein jung。
unblock me, you coward

❛ youngho seo。
[seo youngho has left the chat]

❛ yein jung。
[ seo youngho has been added to the chat ]

❛ youngho seo。
you.
❛ youngho seo。
[seo youngho has left the chat]

❛ yein jung。
[ seo youngho has been added to the chat ]
❛ yein jung。
no you.

❛ lalisa manoban。[A]
yein are you annoying johnny again

❛ youngho seo。
[ youngho > yein ]
– stop adding me to the gc .
– i don’t wanna hear you accuse me of your own .
– BYE!!!
snapchat photo link here

❛ yein jung。
[ yein > youngho ]
- coward!!!
- bet you won't say this to my face smh.

❛ youngho seo。
[ youngho > yein ]
– duh why tf would i?
– your face is ugly i don’t wanna see that .
– [insert 20 puke face emojis]
– [insert 1 laughing crying emoji]

❛ yein jung。
[ yein > youngho ]
- liar!
- you know you miss this cute face ♡

❛ youngho seo。
[ youngho > yein ]
– you got horse teeth.
– but ok.

❛ yein jung。
[ yein > youngho ]
- that's you, hoe.
- bye.

❛ youngho seo。
[ youngho > yein ]
– takes one to know one.
– isn’t that right?

❛ jongin kim。[A]
i love how johnny roasts his gf better than all of us

❛ yugyeom kim。[A]
john john i love you man

❛ lalisa manoban。[A]
[] adds to list of hobbies: bullying johnny