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Human
Boyfriend
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name
Zhengting
age
Twenty Six
Orientation
homoual
position
unknown
RS status
uninterested
timezone
GMT+3
background!
Zhengting, been dropped aside in the storage room for hiatus for the past couple of years after his last customer, being an old product with long history of returns and few purchases. Only recently did the authorities decided to make last update and give last chance for the first line of boyfriends to return to the market. Zhengting was made into a standard, typical, and professional boyfriend. He was one of the first boyfriends made and along the years of being bought and returned, he caught many new traits and as much flaws as well. He evolved, gone through maintenance and updates. He is now more professional than before. Once returned, he'd choose erasing his memory of his customer to be fully new with no scars. That's what he was made for, be a true boyfriend to his current customer and it's only fair to fully belong to that current customer with no strings or memories attaching him to the previous one.
 
This mindset of his, with time, instead of being a loyal obedient boyfriend, it went the othet way around; it started to give him more and more emotional sufficiency and independency and rebellious tendencies. He is now a manipulative trapper. He deceives, manipulates, traps and leads on but with no remorse as that what keep customers satisfied and interested, to hear and see what /they want/ to hear and see. They paid to be loved and pleased and so zhengting gives them the pink world they paid for with little to no regard of his own true feelings. That most probably is due to his near non-existent emotional development, stripped away bit by bit with every new customer. With many past experiences with them and repetitive pattern, it made him lose the faith and respect he once had for them.
 
The more he wanted to be a good and professional boyfriend to still stand out between the newer versions of boyfriends, the more he found it a job, a true job, no feelings involved; just keeping high rates and reviews of himself, to always be wanted and desired, and still be in the market.Traits: intelligent, smart, analyst, bold, easy-going, care free, sensual, seductive, flirtatious, experimentalist, versatile and adaptive.
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Manual!
Traits: intelligent, smart, observant, analyst, bold, easy-going, care free, sensual, seductive, flirtatious, experimentalist, versatile and adaptive.
 
Flaws: blunt, stubborn, spoiled, pessimistic, judemental, arrogant/ego issues, insensitive, manipulative, schemer, moody, emotionally slow/un-available.
 
Hobbies: thirst trapping, bullying/roasting, drawing/painting, sculpture, napping, self-care baths.
Description

Ting's Harem

Ting's Social Service

Ting's

ˢᶜʳᵒˡˡ ᵐᵉ

kim jungwoo ᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ

is..... tings on drugs?

moon bin ᶦⁿᶜᵘᵇᵘˢ

Zheng is freaky

kim hyojong [ baek's ]

i hate that guy

yuta delphine ᵏᶦᵗᵗʸ

man i love hanging out with ting because he is violent and i need that kinda energy around me 24/7

yuta delphine ᵏᶦᵗᵗʸ

zheng is y

yuta delphine ᵏᶦᵗᵗʸ

me:

ting whispering in my ear like the little devil he is: dump him

dong sicheng ᵃᶦ

BUT we have this precious zhengting ALL THANKS TO byun papa sooooo thanks ♡

yuta delphine ᵏᶦᵗᵗʸ

ting you're the iest man

moon bin ᶦⁿᶜᵘᵇᵘˢ

Zheng is a beautiful nightmare tho

park chanyeol ᵇᵒᵗᵗᵒᵐ

He's a beautiful lie

kim jungwoo ᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ

noooo ting ge is very cool... not rud

lee mark ˢʰᶦᵇᵃ ᶦⁿᵘ

zhengting ...imo.... is like the superior master.. 29387338% will smashe

kwon jiyong ᶠᶦʳᵉᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

Everyone is simping for Ting, I guess

yuta delphine ᵏᶦᵗᵗʸ

tingly is my daddy

kwon jiyong ᶠᶦʳᵉᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

Ting gives off such top vibes

park jihoon ᶦⁿᶜᵘᵇᵘˢ

okay its cuz ting is a freaking hottie

kwon jiyong ᶠᶦʳᵉᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

Man. This always happens.

Simping for Ting.

moon bin ᶦⁿᶜᵘᵇᵘˢ

its zheng

if zheng cant, no one can

kim hanbin

Thank you for choosing me to be the one-

I understand why you have a harem now

moon bin ᶦⁿᶜᵘᵇᵘˢ

ting swallowed damn

yuta delphine ᵏᶦᵗᵗʸ

ting. you're literally the iest person here, everybody knows this.

moon bin ᵃʳᶜᵗᶦᶜ ʷᵒˡᶠ

but agree he is v y

park jihoon ᶦⁿᶜᵘᵇᵘˢ

ting is y as hell

kim hanbin ᵈᵉᵉʳ

ting stealing everyone’s heart 

kwon jiyong ᶜᵒʷ

ting is so subtle he doesn't even feel it himself.

kwon jiyong ᵃˡᵛᵉⁿ ᶠᵃᶦʳʸ

/coos

Ting fell asleep in my lap uwu

I am blessed

kwon jiyong ᵃˡᵛᵉⁿ ᶠᵃᶦʳʸ

it is.

making ting f e e l feels good

kwon hyuk ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

Expressionlessly expressive I think perfectly describes you as a whole.

kwon hyuk ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

Ting is the kind of chaotic I wish I could be sometimes

kwon hyuk ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

Ting you're my favorite tsun

uwu

lee mark ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ

tings is the best master ♡

kwon hyuk ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

Ting you're supposed to be a brat

zhang yixing ᵇᵘⁿⁿʸ

but Zheng ting is so nice tho-

zhang yixing ᵇᵘⁿⁿʸ

Aw, that is nice~

I guess he isn't a brat now although he was supposed to be one, he is a softie now

kwon hyuk ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

he is a softie now

LMAO

kwon hyuk ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

You know. I may not be like Ting.

But I aspire to be as no nonsense as him.

kwon hyuk ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

Ting is the girl all the bad guys want.

jeon wonwoo

Zhengting you are the best.

kwon hyuk ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

ting flirting with yeol is wow

kwon hyuk ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

thing for ting.

moon bin ᶦⁿᶜᵘᵇᵘˢ

Divorce him

As Zheng would say

kwon hyuk ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

I forgot that your emotions are mostly tied to food,Ting.

kwon hyuk ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

Everyone wants to smash Ting tho.

park jihoon ᶦⁿᶜᵘᵇᵘˢ

i wonder how it would be to ting

like i feel he would half it and id still

kim youngkyun

no but cactus reminds me of tingaling

whos a snack

and snacks remind me that I haven’t eaten yet

kwon hyuk ᵇᵘⁿⁿʸ

On an unrelated note Ting's dp is disrespectful

yuta delphine ᵏᶦᵗᵗʸ

ting is disrespectful in general

kwon hyuk ᵇᵘⁿⁿʸ

But like hot y disrespectful?

Or disrespectful disrespectful?

moon bin ᶦⁿᶜᵘᵇᵘˢ

both

yuta delphine ᵏᶦᵗᵗʸ

god i want ting to rail me

kim hanbin

Ting stealing everyone’s hearts pt 637373

park jihoon ᶦⁿᶜᵘᵇᵘˢ

its literally impossible to get at ting

everyone knows

you gotta be one special man for ting to even like you

lee jooheon

even you can be cute huh tingaling

kwon jiyong ᶠᶦʳᵉᵇᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ

thee only hard one here is zheng

lee chan ᵗᶦᵍᵉʳ

i would like to join the zhengting fanclub

lee jooheon

i don’t mind getting trapped if it’s by tingaling

yuta delphine ᵏᶦᵗᵗʸ

ting taking all the men like usual

park chanyeol ᶻᵒᵐᵇᶦᵉ

And I love ting's advices

jung hoseok

ting feels like someone who flirts then leaves you on read. chuckles

kwon hyuk ᵇᵘⁿⁿʸ

park chanyeol ᶻᵒᵐᵇᶦᵉ

Ting in thongs gives me tingles

kwon hyuk ᵇᵘⁿⁿʸ♡

xiao zhan ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿ

I want ting

You'll have to be put on a 5 year wait list

lee donghae ʰʸᵈʳᵃ

zhu gave me a look... i feel special

lee jooheon

if you’re looking for anything other heartbreak, a headache, or jabs at your ego tingaling isn’t your guy

kwon hyuk ᵇᵘⁿⁿʸ

I guess this makes Ting my dad.

Now I know for sure why I have Daddy issues.

kwon hyuk ᵇᵘⁿⁿʸ

there he goes

the most disrespectful mother er I ever met.

and I mean that with love ♡

byun baekhyun ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿ

imagine losing my pet to zhengting

i would end myself out of shame

kwon hyuk ᵐᵘⁿᶜʰᵏᶦⁿ

Alright. I'll give.

I missed that rude piece of man 

Ting hug me :<

xiao zhan ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿ

SMOOCHIES ting

kwon hyuk ᵐᵘⁿᶜʰᵏᶦⁿ

Ting

Tingles

Tingly

Tingaling

TingTing

Zheng

The Devil

kwon hyuk ᵐᵘⁿᶜʰᵏᶦⁿ

Ting: exists

Me: gay

park jimin ᶜᵃᵗ

Zhengting a preacher

♡ park jimin ᶜᵃᵗ

ok zheng, we get it you’re a casanova

♡ song weilong ʰʸᵈʳᵃ

ting is the type to seduce you before kicking you away

♡ byun baekhyun ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿ

My favourite person, zheng

★ park chanyeol

wait ting doesnt run he walked

★ kim hanbin

I see ting is still hot as always love to see it

★ ok taecyeon

Nice to see Zhengting is still cynical

♡ lee felix ᶜᵘᵖᶦᵈ

can confirm zheng is one evil being

★ kim hyolyn

whip out your s then zhengting

♡ park jimin ᶜᵃᵗ

zhengting, the fortune teller

♡ park jimin ᶜᵃᵗ

ting said he doesn’t like basic hoes, spread the word

♡ park jimin ᶜᵃᵗ

in this lecture of how to be a good servant we will learn about roles and how humans gives them to us, give it up for our instructor, Zhu Zhengting

♡ byun baekhyun ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿ

ting is an exception

i cant be nice to him

i'd rather commit seppuku

★ yamada ryosuke

He has always been like that

I never figured out if Ting loves or hates me

♡ earth katsamonnat ᵉˡᶠ

I adore Ting

♡ lee taeyong ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ

I can't with Ting

♡ earth katsamonnat ᵉˡᶠ

Ting does as Ting pleases, and us lesser beings need not know why

♡ earth katsamonnat ᵉˡᶠ

Ting makes everything so much livelier