DIONYSUS;
"Well if it isn't our new celebrity" 

CAMP DIRECTOR  IMMORTAL/OLYMPIAN  GOD OF WINE  FC: ORNY ADAMS

Why hello children. I suppose you might've already known who I am.

No? Oh, don't worry, I don't know you as well.

This camp has been directed by moi, and sadly, although I do not like to break this news to you younglings, but I am unfortunately here because of a punishment.

But don't ask why I was punished. I am only here for 

100 - wait, the punishment has been lowered down for 50 years. Hurrah.

Expect to see me anywhere at anytime, demigods. If you need me, I'll only be by the Big House. 

And no I don't like your presence.

Don't dare to misbehave, or I'll turn you into a shrub.

 

Would you like a drink?

Or not.