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⸪  L E E  M I N H Y U K  ⸫

Minhyuk is a strange man. He is extremely submissive, but likes to pretend to be dominant as to not embarass himself. He's a rather smart fellow - Denies any fact that does not fit into his theory of how things work. He's disorganized, but always knows where everything is and he always hides cash in his socks. He becomes excited at the prospect of doing something as simple as watching a movie, eating chocolates, playing the stock market, etc., and he's probably the most clumsy guy you'll ever meet - Always tripping over things that are obviously in front of him and breaking things. You’d think he was as blind as a bat, but he isn’t.

For some strange reason, Minhyuk refuses to fight with anyone wearing glasses, and doesn’t trust people with an accent - Especially a French accent. Only Minhyuk himself knows the reason for it. Depending on the person, Minhyuk insists you call him by a different name everyday depending on his mood - As mentioned before, it is a matter of how close you are with him or how trustworthy he sees you to be. Minhyuk has gotten quite a lot of hate because of his beliefs about the existence of ‘God’ however he does seem to openly believe that God was a sham invented by the Clergy to make money - Whether you think he should be burnt, killed or sent to ‘hell’ he will continue believing that until proved otherwise. Another little something that Minhyuk doesn’t ‘believe’ in is microwaves and ovens - Absolute sorcery to him - Unnecessary as well. He prefers cooking on stove top, however with baking, he'd probably ask you to do it for him.

Because of Minhyuk’s straightforwardness and stubbornness, he does end up coming off as rude to nearly everyone he meets - He was born that way and won’t be changing anytime soon, so if you can’t handle the Minhyuk, then scatter latter. Minhyuk’s sense of smell and sight are overly sensitive - This makes up for his close to horrible hearing. This means you’d have to get used to hearing, “Repeat that, please,” when you two speak because well.. He’s either not paying attention or just can’t hear a word you’re saying! Or both. Minhyuk is always self diagnosing himself, leading him to think he was many diseases or illnesses that he actually doesn’t have. “Doctors don’t know what they’re doing! They simply just take your money and tell you what they think you have!” he’d always say. That leads me to the next personality trait of the crazy Lee Minhyuk - Due to all these self diagnosis problems, he’s almost always trying to find a cure for what he’s ‘contracted’. Now away from all this self diagnosing - If you’re looking for a good laugh, try and startle the guy. When he’s startled, he always shouts, “I’m here!” for no apparent reason - Even he doesn’t know why he does it. He just.. Does. It’s a rare sight to see Minhyuk ever laugh. He treats every joke as if it where serious - So.. Try not to joke about something personal. Speaking of humor, though - When he does laugh, it’s always at the wrong times. He has an offbeat sense of humor, and it does get him into quite a lot of trouble sometimes.

If you were to look into that brown, leather satchel he carries around, what would you find? Cookies, a whole lot of batteries and a laptop that yes only ever used twice, and both times were to use the camera in a cafe to see if he had anything in his teeth. Strange, yes, but it keeps him happy, so, who’s to stop him?

When angry, or dissatisfied, he makes batman noises such as ‘Pow!’ or ‘Bam!’ He’s a massive Batman fan! 

Onto the next trait - Always doing things by himself. Or trying to do things by himself. He never asks for help because before getting things done a bit quicker, his pride and dignity comes first. He always tries to correct people and usually, it pisses many people off. He doesn’t know why, though.

Something that Minhyuk can almost always be seen doing? Eating pretzels. He loves pretzels. And loves anyone who gives him a packet, may I add. Minhyuk always tries to reply to any email within 24 hours of receiving it, and gets extremely depressed if he doesn’t. He’s a nudist when at home. Uses a tissue or handkerchief to touch anything out in the public - Like public phones, chairs and tables - The whole lot! Minhyuk hates to sweat - Hates it with a passion, and he is extremely turned off by anyone who sweats profusely.

Minhyuk is what people like to call a crazy or bad driver. In other words, why the does this insane person have a license? He’s able to swerve through traffic, lanes and just about anything without getting into an accident, and is always changing his number plate so he doesn’t get caught doing so.

Sometimes, you’d be sitting in absolute silence until you hear someone starting to sing, hum or whistle ‘99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..’ he just loves that song. Minhyuk names, and gets attached to raindrops on the window, stuffed animals and small specs of dust – Don’t ask why. Please, just don’t. Minhyuk never talks about his past, and you’re lucky if you even get a small mention of it. He constantly insists on staying the same, even while everyone else is changing. Minhyuk doesn’t usually feel much sadness or annoyance, however he’s pretty darn good at faking emotions and can convince people pretty well. No one knows why, but Minhyuk gets by any man’s name with a certain sound in it - I won’t tell you the sound. You can figure it out yourself ;). Minhyuk believes that Tupperware parties, AA meetings, etc., are actually planning meetings for a secret underground conspiracy.

Minhyuk has a maid - Because he is just plain lazy. He’s always knocking things, as mentioned earlier, but does he bother picking it up? Of course not. This is Lee Minhyuk we’re talking about! However he is only lazy in picking things up - If he could cook, he'd cook, but the last time he cooked he ended up killing his pet birds and that.. Didn't do much to his already low esteem.

On one day for each week, instead of working in his lightless and fresh air-less house, he takes one or two of his frequently used laptops out and goes to work in a park, coffee shop or even in a tree outside his house.

Minhyuk sees all art as, “What ever you interpret it as,” including family photos.. Minhyuk practically gives money away, knowing that it’ll come back manifold. He’s a brilliant strategist - Always seems to have something planned for any contingency, though he’s easily deceived by anyone who uses a word that he doesn’t understand. Minhyuk isn’t a confident sort of guy, so he’s always finding ways and excuses to avoid letting a man how he feels about him. Minhyuk is an accomplished illusionist, but only uses this skill subversively. His online persona is of a different name and .

Minhyuk can’t stand to do the same thing everyday, so he always adds in and takes out elements of his tasks so he doesn’t feel like an overworked machine. Minhyuk will accept almost anything as “normal” once it is explained to him. Minhyuk never looks a person in the eye and always has a monotone voice, unless experiencing an extreme emotion.

Whenever Minhyuk tries to be nice, he always ends up insulting someone - Sometimes without even realizing it.

Well – That’s most of Lee Minhyuk in a few paragraphs, so.. Hopefully you know what you’re getting yourself into. Bye! (:

 

LEE MINHYUK

 

| 173cm | 61kgs | bloodtypeA | singsraps&composes |