song ahri ✪

sup. uhhm. don't know what else to say, socially awkward imnida. e n e;; well. i just stalked some ppl's so... carry me bridal style to my room only if you can handle 43kg. crown me as your queen at 162cm. also, sharing birthdays with the one and only swag /coughs/ cheesy king suga, aka, my yoon yoon bear, on march 9th. double presents. double cake. life at its fullest. < 3 that also means double birthday x-- /earns a place in hell/ 27 years of experience plus swag. been ruling this earth ever since birth. i am lazy af. don't befriend me if you're  going to drag me to places. orz i can't even shop cuz im so lazy. online shopping ftw. if i forget to reply to you. it's probably cuz suga's long reply buried it. i mean do you see how long that is?? things i do for you, sug. smh. my ideal type of friends are ppl who like to low key and take me to the movies or something, and paying for everything, ofc. haha. im not cheap. i just can't reach for my wallet. /coughs/ as i was saying. ideal friends. uhm. i hate lame ppl. i am old. pls. esp. copy&paste cuz bruh. im special. ideal type of guy. someone sweet and kind. thinks about others and no lazy dude cuz we only need one lazy person and that's going to be me- JK JK JK that was so lame. my ideal type is someone like suga. yeah. so if you're not like him, stay away! abort abort! btw. i like cats. nyah. u w u

old

ulzzang

straight

taken

suga's kitty

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for min yoongi's eyes only

hi. i like pye. i like sleep. i love food. i've been searching for a cuddling parther for a long time now. and i must have been a good girl cuz i got my christmas present extra early. hehe i expect you to be under the christmas tree wrapped with ribbon on christmas morning. < 3  i wonder why you're attracted to an old and lame person like me. well, whatever it was thank the lord. cuz i don't do refunds. you'll probably never really hear this from me so hear it goes. i love you. /dies/ alright bye. ps. i don't appreciate the fact that i had to change my gorgeous pictures to yours  >> 
jk jk. love you swag king. i will hurt you if you cheat on me like really. i trust that you wont. so here's a kiss. /blows a kiss/