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just wants a 1 second ago Reply
ya know, i never did tell the story about the bastard son, jeffrey.
so jeffrey went of to law school because he wanted to be lawyer and wanted to get far far away from susan and roger because he actually found out that roger wasn't his real dad and made plans leave for the college roger was in but never actually go that can put his parents into debt cause ya know, he wanted to get back at them for keeping it from him but now that he's in law school at a different college, he's been partying it up and using his parents money that they send him for food and stuff like that he is also currently looking for his real dad, too
so jeffrey went of to law school because he wanted to be lawyer and wanted to get far far away from susan and roger because he actually found out that roger wasn't his real dad and made plans leave for the college roger was in but never actually go that can put his parents into debt cause ya know, he wanted to get back at them for keeping it from him but now that he's in law school at a different college, he's been partying it up and using his parents money that they send him for food and stuff like that he is also currently looking for his real dad, too
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so helen and susan meet up at one of those neighborhood barbecues and susan tried to ignore helen because roger is giving helen the look but helen ignores roger and is glancing at susan because surprise, helen is bi and has a thing for susan ever since helen moved to the block with gerry (thats when they were married but not anymore) so helen goes over to susan to apologize about what happened with the whole roger ordeal and realizes he's a boi that aint worth and they go back to helens place and have a few bottles of wine and long story short, susan left roger's for helen's
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@jung soojung this is about what happened to kaitlynn (adult kaitlynn)
so like keith broke up with her when he was stoned because he's a loser boyfriend so that send kaitlynn into depression mode and she like cut of some her hair and changed her name to zyrus and found some friends who were like hipsters but not really and she decided to drop out of school and ran away from home because susan was up her and roger is boi and jeffrey is a bastard son but anyways she meets this guy and they have a one night stand and she becomes pregnant and she starts to freak out because she didn't want this its all because of keith, if didn't date him she would be in harvard right now not in living with these people who smell like right and has a tattoo that probably says lettuce in chinese than "live laugh love"
so like keith broke up with her when he was stoned because he's a loser boyfriend so that send kaitlynn into depression mode and she like cut of some her hair and changed her name to zyrus and found some friends who were like hipsters but not really and she decided to drop out of school and ran away from home because susan was up her and roger is boi and jeffrey is a bastard son but anyways she meets this guy and they have a one night stand and she becomes pregnant and she starts to freak out because she didn't want this its all because of keith, if didn't date him she would be in harvard right now not in living with these people who smell like right and has a tattoo that probably says lettuce in chinese than "live laugh love"
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the secret susan's been hiding
you see, since susan wanted to be a cheerleader and dreams and goals but that was ruined when kaitlynn was born she's been secretly depressed ever since then and now that her husband was doing the do a (she didn't know who he was ing before) she decided to do the same so met this guy on ashley madison and ya know they do the do but susan didn't know was that the broke so when she started showing some signs she took a pregnancy test and it came out positive, so she started to freak out because what if roger leaves her? so she decides to play it cool and does the do with roger who wore a but a week later when she told him she was pregnant he could have sworn he wore one but susan kept denying it and say it must've broke or something so when jeffrey was born he didn't look anything like the father and susan kept saying that it was his son but to this day roger is still skeptical about it
you see, since susan wanted to be a cheerleader and dreams and goals but that was ruined when kaitlynn was born she's been secretly depressed ever since then and now that her husband was doing the do a (she didn't know who he was ing before) she decided to do the same so met this guy on ashley madison and ya know they do the do but susan didn't know was that the broke so when she started showing some signs she took a pregnancy test and it came out positive, so she started to freak out because what if roger leaves her? so she decides to play it cool and does the do with roger who wore a but a week later when she told him she was pregnant he could have sworn he wore one but susan kept denying it and say it must've broke or something so when jeffrey was born he didn't look anything like the father and susan kept saying that it was his son but to this day roger is still skeptical about it
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gerry the shady car salesman who lives next door
gerry had a thing for susan back in high school but got rejected because he was just another jock who played with everyone so after highschool he married helen actually but then he realizes that helen was just out for his money so before they get married he makes her sign a prin-up but the relation ended for about two years and they haven't spoke in to each other in years and doesn't even make eye contact with with her, even during nieghnorhood cook-outs so anyway his father owns car dealership that gerry inherits because he's an only child and he does a ty job at it so ty it gave his dad a heart attack and died but that meant he got money so he wasn't too bothered by it but during the funeral he meets this guy he's never met who was actually his dad's old assistant so they hit it off and they're having office (even to this very day) and they got married, divorced cause ya know gerry doesn't like to settle down that much after helen but yeah he goes through a number of guys and girls because why not but that's why he's known as shady gerry
gerry had a thing for susan back in high school but got rejected because he was just another jock who played with everyone so after highschool he married helen actually but then he realizes that helen was just out for his money so before they get married he makes her sign a prin-up but the relation ended for about two years and they haven't spoke in to each other in years and doesn't even make eye contact with with her, even during nieghnorhood cook-outs so anyway his father owns car dealership that gerry inherits because he's an only child and he does a ty job at it so ty it gave his dad a heart attack and died but that meant he got money so he wasn't too bothered by it but during the funeral he meets this guy he's never met who was actually his dad's old assistant so they hit it off and they're having office (even to this very day) and they got married, divorced cause ya know gerry doesn't like to settle down that much after helen but yeah he goes through a number of guys and girls because why not but that's why he's known as shady gerry
just wants a 16 minutes ago Reply
this one is called the fireman named todd
its been a year since jeffrey left to college (the youngest son) and ever since then susan has been a mess, every time roger would leave to "work" aka ing helen from across the street, susan has been coming up with ways to poison roger or just blast helen on facebook and exclude her from things but susan decided she isn't going to be petty and get some as well so when roger invites her to this business party, she says yes and finds the a dress that shows more of her curves and does her hair in big curls and roger regrets ever ing helen because dayum so anyways, back to the party she meet this firefighter named todd who kept looking her way and susan decides that roger can go himself and walks over to todd, who is funnier and 10x better than roger will ever be so they talk all night about their kids (todd is divorced) but susan only talks about jeffrey cause kaitlynn (or zyrus since she changed her name) became messy after highschool and then todd and susan goes back to todd's place and susan throws that in a circle for the first time since her wedding night with roger
its been a year since jeffrey left to college (the youngest son) and ever since then susan has been a mess, every time roger would leave to "work" aka ing helen from across the street, susan has been coming up with ways to poison roger or just blast helen on facebook and exclude her from things but susan decided she isn't going to be petty and get some as well so when roger invites her to this business party, she says yes and finds the a dress that shows more of her curves and does her hair in big curls and roger regrets ever ing helen because dayum so anyways, back to the party she meet this firefighter named todd who kept looking her way and susan decides that roger can go himself and walks over to todd, who is funnier and 10x better than roger will ever be so they talk all night about their kids (todd is divorced) but susan only talks about jeffrey cause kaitlynn (or zyrus since she changed her name) became messy after highschool and then todd and susan goes back to todd's place and susan throws that in a circle for the first time since her wedding night with roger
just wants a 40 minutes ago Reply
okay this one is about susan's daughter, Kaitlynn
okay so kaitlynn is the that type of girl who is all like "ugh mom! i hate you, no wonder dad is cheating on you with your friend!" and she's the type to sneak out of her hand and going into town (they live in the suburbs) with her loser boyfriend, keith who is like a senior in high school but dropped out. kaitlynn has good grades but only b's and c's cause she doesn't want to be labeled as a nerd by her friends who susan believes are bad influences on her but can't do anything about it anyways, kaitlynn has a poster of all these bands she hate but pretends to love because ya know, she wants to be cool did i mention she owns samsung galaxy s6 edge, she wants an iphone s6 but her mom said no so she asked roger and said yes but some other time cause not is he with helen but he's with someone else on the secret side
okay so kaitlynn is the that type of girl who is all like "ugh mom! i hate you, no wonder dad is cheating on you with your friend!" and she's the type to sneak out of her hand and going into town (they live in the suburbs) with her loser boyfriend, keith who is like a senior in high school but dropped out. kaitlynn has good grades but only b's and c's cause she doesn't want to be labeled as a nerd by her friends who susan believes are bad influences on her but can't do anything about it anyways, kaitlynn has a poster of all these bands she hate but pretends to love because ya know, she wants to be cool did i mention she owns samsung galaxy s6 edge, she wants an iphone s6 but her mom said no so she asked roger and said yes but some other time cause not is he with helen but he's with someone else on the secret side
just wants a 1 hour ago Reply
@kim taehyung omg a house wife who has two kids
and the oldest is girl who hangs out with
all her friends and and has a boyfriend
named keith and the youngest child is
a ten year old boy who likes to play video
games. you also own a mini van and have
a white fence type house, you also have a
husband named roger but you think he is cheating
on you with your friend helen but you don't want a
divorce because of the kids so you just passive
aggressively never invite helen to one of your
book clubs you have every week with the girls
but on the inside your dying because you know roger
doesn't have late night shifts, he's just ing your
friend helen but you have to stay strong until the kids
go off to college. that is the life of susan
and the oldest is girl who hangs out with
all her friends and and has a boyfriend
named keith and the youngest child is
a ten year old boy who likes to play video
games. you also own a mini van and have
a white fence type house, you also have a
husband named roger but you think he is cheating
on you with your friend helen but you don't want a
divorce because of the kids so you just passive
aggressively never invite helen to one of your
book clubs you have every week with the girls
but on the inside your dying because you know roger
doesn't have late night shifts, he's just ing your
friend helen but you have to stay strong until the kids
go off to college. that is the life of susan
who needs a heart when you can have macaroni instead - kim jongdae 2k16