Tbh, I don't know if I still have stalkers or not, but let's talk real for a few moments, alright? I have QUITE a few issues to talk about, and you better read carefully if you care enough to read.

oo1. I don't roleplay much here anymore. If I have a private plot with you, don't expect me to reply too quickly. I've lost most my muse in roleplaying here so it's quite unlikely that i will be roleplaying here, period. 

oo2. Don't come and vent to me. People who open up and vent to me either get hurt by the fact that I have nothing to say, or that I'm blunt, unsympathetic. Can't handle the advice? Then don't come to me. I'm practical about these things, and refuse to be a punching bag to you or anyone. I've been a punching bag before, it's not happening again. 

oo3. I am not your UMMA or your APPA - you want parents? You have two of your own. Go show them you appreciate them.

oo4. Don't try and guilt trip me. You do that, and - friend or not - I will have no problem in unfriending, or blocking, you. Friends aren't people who guilt trip others. Friends don't manipulate one another. Get your ing priorities straight. 

oo5. RPR is no dating site; it doesn't work. Don't try. You will let people down; it's inevitable.

oo6. I am here from time to time to code and talk to old friends. If I join any roleplays at all then remember, I will leave at any time, and I am not staying if I have no reason to. Clinging in or out of roleplays is despicable and unappreciated and... just don't do it, for the sake of my sanity. 

I am not in the best of mood so this probably sounds like it came straight from hell - it's also just because I learned from past experiences. O/