Yes. I'm the real Taylor Swift- and my music is great. SO if you don't like it, then- uhm, YOU SMELL LIKE DOG TREATS. And- for all my supportive, REAL, fans, I luv you- and make sure your hair isn't blond or it'll look like dead grass, BYE. (btw I'm not the real taylor swift for all you people who don't understand sarcasm :-)

I stay up too late.
Got nothing in my brain.

APPARENTLY, wants to shake something off, I don't know- I think I got fleas.

My lips stay looking redder than a bag of takis.

Taylor's a blonde?? OH HELL NO-

I hate racist people and I also really like kpop- ***.***