To whom this may concern,
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Flights are suspended dueΒ to extreme weather conditions.Β All artists are ordered toΒ remain atΒ the cabin resort until further notice.Β
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Take this time to sleep in, shove snow into someone's pants, make s'mores,Β weaponize candy canes... You know, the good winterΒ stuff.Β Whatever makes you happy, as long as you don't freeze to death.
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Be careful not to venture too far from the resort, asΒ the woods are relatively untouched.Β Traveling alone is heavily ill-advised.
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In the case of an emergency, please contact yourΒ manager.Β Β
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Warm regards,
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Mr. Snow
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