@taehyung I'll bring flowers-
*Pouts* Not my damn hair.
Yeah, yeah, ya little rat.
*Hides my face*
Oh would you shut up--
I highly doubt that,
And..and when did this involve Xiu?
@taehyung Nooooo- don't die!
*Pats* good.
Of course I do-- your cute and amusing.
*Sighs and shifts*
You were right the first time..
I just- I don't get my hopes up.
There's another but- yeah.
@taehyung *Pouts*
...Fine, you can have Lay.
I do. Because, I do watch some shows, I've seen how you act-
*Shakes head*
I don't..I don't get my hopes up for things like that. Especially with people like him.
@taehyung Noooooooo.
You can't have my Sehun- he keeps me sane.
You can't even take care of yourself- how the hell
you going to take care of everyone?
*Sighs*
Yah-
@taehyung But..
I'm not winning this, am I..?
*Wrinkles nose* Good.
Poor my - he deserves it.
*Blushes darkly at the mention, and clears my throat*
S-stop trying to guess, your b-being stupid..
@taehyung Go ahead.
*Whines softly when you do*
I-I'm not, yah.
*Squeals, and tugs away*
N-Not my shoulders!
Hey- you were being a brat-
I've never hurt a fly- well, maybe Sehun, but.
@taehyung Nope.
*Chuckles lightly*
I caused it, so yeah.
*Raises an eyebrow, looking at you curiously*
I do smile-
I'm still the same little deer, don't worry.
@taehyung Aw, I'm honored that you'd like to.
*Chuckles lightly*
What? You can't handle a little pain? After all that big talk, eh?
*Hums, and goes after you, tugging your wrist*
After annoying the hell out of me, nope, your stuck with me- you started this.
@taehyung You really get on my nerves-
*Leans close and bites your lower lip, tugging at it with my teeth*
Tch. Shove it.
I am human, I do have feelings.
*Chuckles*
Having fun?
@taehyung I'll probably be long gone before then, dear.
*Groans*
No. Maybe I like someone. Maybe I don't want your grossness ruining it.
*Squints*
Your the one afraid of the diseases.
@taehyung God, I hope they just completely destroy your entire life.
*Rolls eyes*
I've never been a 'good boy' so, how about no.
Do it,
*Moves my other hand to hover above your waist*
And lose it.
@taehyung Oh?
*Watched you, eyebrow twitching*
I will destroy you!
*Runs after you, grabbing your collar to yank you back*
YAH. Learn to be more respectful.
@taehyung Yeah, and so will you- but not by natural causes.
I know.
*Narrows my eyes*
Do it- go ahead.
Kiss me, and you'll lose a very important organ.
*Looks at you blankly, gesturing down*
@taehyung It eventually weakens, and becomes useless.
Yeah, and chloroform? *chuckles*
*Smiles innocently, and taps my finger against the stick*
What?Are you going to hurt me?
@taehyung WOW. I feel so loved right now-
I just- did you hear my heart break? I did.
*Raises brow*
Do you believe I'm joking?
Sleep with one eye open, child.